I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

One troubled soul

[conceptualsolitude]

concept: me, sleeping until all this is over

[diarycrux]

[porpentine-deactivated20201218]

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

[fadedputa-deactivated20151203]

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

[bl-ossomed]

do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit

[triciadagala]

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*

[triciadagala]

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

[sixpenceee]

Thought this was useful! Here’s a post on 7 questions you should ask at the end of every interview. 

[triciadagala]

Person: *comes to me for advice*

me: whoa whoa whoa... first I need you to sign this safety waiver stating that I am not personally responsible for any sort of damage that may be caused should you take my advice.

[highonthatlife-deactivated20170]

[slitherkitty]

OH GOD, I can’t believe it never occurred to me that these were living people and they died.

[cubesona]

I kind of just

Did anyone else sort of feel REALLY bad when all of a sudden

“Suicide”

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

This show.

[old--lumina]

[acupofkeen]

[wunkolo]

[hearttt-eyes-deactivated2017081]

@acccessforbiddenn

[imafashionablebitch]

.

[yourstrulymaudia]

Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you, because one sided expectations can mentally destroy you.

(via sniffing)

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

[peachpitss]

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

[puckstrucksncoffeecups]

and mixing them with vodka

[jadelyn]

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

[strangersivefollowed]

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

[undftdaniel-deactivated20150127]

Because you have to work.

[looow-tus]

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

[bllvckk]

and vodka