[memeclassheroes]

[glittergroovy]

[kitvinslakte]

[currentswim]

ADHD brain during all hours of sunlight: our body will never leave this bed so help me god

ADHD brain at 3 in the morning: if we don’t master the art of ballet Right This Fucking Instant we are going to die

[cringepdf-deactivated20240504]

why was the cgi in lord of the rings better than the hobbit

[tricksterkarkles]

babe it isn’t cgi

[rcktpwr]

why are you literally waging war on introverts..

they keep talking about harry potter and i cant stand it anymore

[kenkuarchive]

[bumbleshark]

wisdom for if you think you can take it

dexterity for your suck game

constitution for if you gonna choke

[hxasinthus]

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

[partychance]

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

[partychance]

[luseroftheyear]

adhd brain: school bad

also adhd brain, craving structure: summer…boring

[adhighdefinition]

adhd brain: work bad also adhd brain, craving structure: days off…boring

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

these all have the same energy

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

another contender

[bubcrack-blog]

So I was reading the Final hours of Portal 2 and

[vriskanon]

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

[wizardshark]

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

[vriskanon]

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

[rbthemad]

holy shit i’m fucking tired

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

NOT AS TIRED AS OUR TROOPS!

[rbthemad]

hey can you shut the fuck up i’m tryna nap

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

Nap? Wait until you’re a parent, then you’ll REALLY want to nap!

[gaynehollander]

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

[greenteacology]

I don’t come out to people I just make gay jokes until they catch on

[memescomedy]

[logarto]