Ask Me About Spaceman Jerry

32 she/her I'm another one of those crazy people who likes things. Currently: malevolent, In Stars and Time and uhhhh. Seriously. Ask me about Spaceman Jerry.

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[caesarsaladinn]

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[dogpuppy]

mr. beast in 2008

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[lakevida]

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

[shadeslayer]

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[dogpuppy]

[sandmandaddy69]

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

for my cereal

[foxgirlintestines]

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[despazito]

as a kid i constantly watched roadrunner and coyote cartoons and i’d play roadrunner and coyote with my dad which involved me running loops in my house bc the rooms made a circle while he tied a couch cushion over a beam to fall on me like an ACME anvil

[despazito]

happy fathers day

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG