chronically behind the times

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[tothecottage]

this fucking gifffnfjddnndnd

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[boitterfly]

casting news is always fun to me bc i still haven’t read any of the books so it’s like oh they cast the guy from Posts ! i know him!

[charleslove]

want

[lamine-19]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[vesnuszki]

[lasagnatheory]

buck and eddie canonically sing in the car together which means. established relationship or dating or married or whatever buddie with buck driving (one handed because they’re obviously holding hands over the center console)(they can’t rest their hands in each others laps when they’re driving anymore because of The Incident)(The Incident being an act of distracted driving caused by eddie’s hand on bucks thigh while he was driving)(it was so egregious eddie had to sit in the backseat for two weeks after this for fear of it happening again)(anyways not the point just remember they’re crazy.) and they’re singing and dancing and laughing and then eddie pulls their joined hands up to his mouth to mime holding a microphone. and yes he does kiss bucks knuckles while they’re right there because why wouldn’t he? and anyway then buck has to pull over to kiss eddie stupid about it because otherwise they ARE going to actually crash the car.

[hollanovarchive]

picture of all time 😮‍💨

[eonblueinmay]

Artist: selune_illustrations on ig

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[tweetsongs]

one of my favoriteeeee buddie things is when eddie is forced to say something to buck about HIS feelings. not chris, just him. and every word feels like it's dragging up blood with it, every syllable is gritted out or awkward, eyes not quite catching. 'it's not nothing'. 'you do matter to me.' not so easy when it's about you, is it? better to pretend that it's about anyone else, instead.

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[depsidase]

[superstardestroyer]

[glasshomewrecker]

Don't forget Step 4: Constrict access to knowledge. Use copyright claims to kill sharing of data. Put everything behing a paywall or a deluge of targeted ads. Bloat every other search/find tool with slop. And track everything.

[potatomode]

Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission.

Colored version: Link

WIP: Link

Re-uploaded because I forgot to add the flannel texture the first time 😅

[paper-wounds]

[wermbrain]

Boston loses to Montreal, at Montreal.

Ilya flies in a day early, stays a day late. Shane refuses to change his night-before-game routine, so they are frustratingly in bed at 9:45 pm, no later. Ilya flops around dramatically, sighing loudly to remind Shane he's still awake. Shane kicks him but laughs anyway.

Unsurprisingly, they get no sleep, spending that time giggling into each others' mouths and making up for lost time. The next day, they line up for their first face-off against each other in the second period, and Shane wins it easily and keeps the puck in possession until Montreal is up one more goal. He celebrates with the team then floats on over to Ilya, grins and says You're playing like you didn't get any sleep last night.

Later, in the locker room, Ilya has to pretend to agree with his teammates as they talk about how bad Hollander is at chirping.

[swagsmeister]

a very happy hr season 2 filming day to all who celebrate