~I Hate The Alarm Clock I Chose~

[trickyspinn3r]

No photos, please! How about an autograph?

An independent, selective, and active portrayal of Bridget from Guilty Gear!

Strictly SFW. Blog is run by a minor.

Ships with chemistry, so long as it is discussed first.

This is a fun, fluffy blog! Feel free to be silly!

Ran by @sdnik0. Follows and likes will come from there.

I will be using both canon material and my headcanons! You can find a list of them here.

Muse is pansexual, with a lean for females!

Muse is transfem!

Some heavy themes may pop off!

Please don’t reblog a RP thread you aren’t a part of!

Multimedia interactions are A-OK and encouraged!

No bigotry of any kind from muns. None. I will not tolerate that shit.

Transphobia will get you nuked on sight.

A honorary Uma! (It’s a long story.)

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[trickyspinn3r]

The last time birdget talked to a fellow Guilty gear character was Decemeber of last year 😭😭😭😭😭

Congrats on marrying gorushi and chaning your last name, from bridget guilty gear to bridget umablr

“Hey, people where I’m from are constantly fighting or doing something big, so they don’t have a lot of time to chat with a lil bounty hunter…though if I’m gonna commit to training, maybe I can find some horse ears headbands or something, hehe…”

[trainer-kiryu]

Eh, I don't think you need to worry about headbands.

...you might wanna worry about some of the anons, though. A group of 'em has organised.

[trickyspinn3r]

“They’re huh. Is this a…is this a bad thing?”

[umalordship]

From what I gathered they were throwing rocks at people for no real reason. And they tried to throw me in a centrifuge or whatever but I kicked them in the balls. Y'know typical anon stuff.

[trickyspinn3r]

“Oh, that’s queen shit. Next time, invite me over to help.”

A little nudge with her elbow.

[trickyspinn3r]

The last time birdget talked to a fellow Guilty gear character was Decemeber of last year 😭😭😭😭😭

Congrats on marrying gorushi and chaning your last name, from bridget guilty gear to bridget umablr

“Hey, people where I’m from are constantly fighting or doing something big, so they don’t have a lot of time to chat with a lil bounty hunter…though if I’m gonna commit to training, maybe I can find some horse ears headbands or something, hehe…”

[trainer-kiryu]

Eh, I don't think you need to worry about headbands.

...you might wanna worry about some of the anons, though. A group of 'em has organised.

[trickyspinn3r]

“They’re huh. Is this a…is this a bad thing?”

[trickyspinn3r]

The last time birdget talked to a fellow Guilty gear character was Decemeber of last year 😭😭😭😭😭

Congrats on marrying gorushi and chaning your last name, from bridget guilty gear to bridget umablr

“Hey, people where I’m from are constantly fighting or doing something big, so they don’t have a lot of time to chat with a lil bounty hunter…though if I’m gonna commit to training, maybe I can find some horse ears headbands or something, hehe…”

[skyrocketdog]

hear me out here hear me out doggy bridget

[umalordship]

@trickyspinn3r

[trickyspinn3r]

“Woof >:3c”

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[umalordship]

THEY WERE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1

[trickyspinn3r]

“That was mean of them…but it kind of looks like you instigated a negative reaction! I’m sure they don’t have any ill intentions…”

Headpats. :)

[umalordship]

THEY HAVE ILL INTENTIONS THEY ALL HATE ME :((

[trickyspinn3r]

“Nahhh, they don’t! If they didn’t care about you, would they still hang out with you? We all care about you, buddy!”

[umalordship]

They don't really hang out with me though.................~

[trickyspinn3r]

“Then I’ll hang out with you! It’ll be a date, kinda, it’ll totally make them jealous and remind them how awesome you are!”

[umalordship]

FSNMOBNDISW WOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111 BRIDGET ASKED ME ON A DATE!!!!!!!!11

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[trickyspinn3r]

“Hehe, assuming that’s a yes, yeah?”

[umalordship]

IT DEFINITELY IS :3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

[trickyspinn3r]

“Awesome! Looking forward to it.”

A tiny peck on the check for the Uma!

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[umalordship]

THEY WERE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1

[trickyspinn3r]

“That was mean of them…but it kind of looks like you instigated a negative reaction! I’m sure they don’t have any ill intentions…”

Headpats. :)

[umalordship]

THEY HAVE ILL INTENTIONS THEY ALL HATE ME :((

[trickyspinn3r]

“Nahhh, they don’t! If they didn’t care about you, would they still hang out with you? We all care about you, buddy!”

[umalordship]

They don't really hang out with me though.................~

[trickyspinn3r]

“Then I’ll hang out with you! It’ll be a date, kinda, it’ll totally make them jealous and remind them how awesome you are!”

[umalordship]

FSNMOBNDISW WOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111 BRIDGET ASKED ME ON A DATE!!!!!!!!11

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[gitanlikesumas]

Yep, that'll definitely show me! Mhm! I-I don't have a fic about this, what are you talking about?

[trickyspinn3r]

“…that’s kinda adorable actually, I can’t even lie. Hope you wrote me well~!”

[gitanlikesumas]

I-I'll send it to you later!

[trickyspinn3r]

“Lookin’ forward to it, then!”

Wink.

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[umalordship]

THEY WERE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1

[trickyspinn3r]

“That was mean of them…but it kind of looks like you instigated a negative reaction! I’m sure they don’t have any ill intentions…”

Headpats. :)

[umalordship]

THEY HAVE ILL INTENTIONS THEY ALL HATE ME :((

[trickyspinn3r]

“Nahhh, they don’t! If they didn’t care about you, would they still hang out with you? We all care about you, buddy!”

[umalordship]

They don't really hang out with me though.................~

[trickyspinn3r]

“Then I’ll hang out with you! It’ll be a date, kinda, it’ll totally make them jealous and remind them how awesome you are!”

[umalordship]

FSNMOBNDISW WOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111 BRIDGET ASKED ME ON A DATE!!!!!!!!11

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[gitanlikesumas]

Yep, that'll definitely show me! Mhm! I-I don't have a fic about this, what are you talking about?

[trickyspinn3r]

“…that’s kinda adorable actually, I can’t even lie. Hope you wrote me well~!”

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[umalordship]

THEY WERE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1

[trickyspinn3r]

“That was mean of them…but it kind of looks like you instigated a negative reaction! I’m sure they don’t have any ill intentions…”

Headpats. :)

[umalordship]

THEY HAVE ILL INTENTIONS THEY ALL HATE ME :((

[trickyspinn3r]

“Nahhh, they don’t! If they didn’t care about you, would they still hang out with you? We all care about you, buddy!”

[umalordship]

They don't really hang out with me though.................~

[trickyspinn3r]

“Then I’ll hang out with you! It’ll be a date, kinda, it’ll totally make them jealous and remind them how awesome you are!”

[umalordship]

FSNMOBNDISW WOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111 BRIDGET ASKED ME ON A DATE!!!!!!!!11

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[trickyspinn3r]

“Hehe, assuming that’s a yes, yeah?”

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[umalordship]

THEY WERE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1

[trickyspinn3r]

“That was mean of them…but it kind of looks like you instigated a negative reaction! I’m sure they don’t have any ill intentions…”

Headpats. :)

[umalordship]

THEY HAVE ILL INTENTIONS THEY ALL HATE ME :((

[trickyspinn3r]

“Nahhh, they don’t! If they didn’t care about you, would they still hang out with you? We all care about you, buddy!”

[umalordship]

They don't really hang out with me though.................~

[trickyspinn3r]

“Then I’ll hang out with you! It’ll be a date, kinda, it’ll totally make them jealous and remind them how awesome you are!”

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[umalordship]

THEY WERE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1

[trickyspinn3r]

“That was mean of them…but it kind of looks like you instigated a negative reaction! I’m sure they don’t have any ill intentions…”

Headpats. :)

[umalordship]

THEY HAVE ILL INTENTIONS THEY ALL HATE ME :((

[trickyspinn3r]

“Nahhh, they don’t! If they didn’t care about you, would they still hang out with you? We all care about you, buddy!”

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[umalordship]

THEY WERE BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1

[trickyspinn3r]

“That was mean of them…but it kind of looks like you instigated a negative reaction! I’m sure they don’t have any ill intentions…”

Headpats. :)

[trickyspinn3r]

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEETTTT

GITAN AND CLOVER ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

@umalordship

“What- huh? What’s going on? What happened?”

[gitanlikesumas]

“Soooo, everything been going good, buddy? Heard you…uh, died at one point, so I want to check up on you! Sorry I haven’t been here very often for you to talk to!”

-@trickyspinn3r

Oh, um... everything's actually been pretty well right now!

They weren't well for a good bit, but they are now, and now I know what being a ghost feels like!

How are you, Bridget?

[trickyspinn3r]

“I’ve been pretty good! I’m actually gonna be trying to do some training for yall to give back all the kindness I’ve been shown! But, we’re not here about me. Lookie here, if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, good or bad, lemme know, ok? I’m here for you!”

[commando-from-ror]

///I got way too much free time on me

@tazunatwo @yayoi-akikawa-official (wont let me ping 💔) @trainer-kiryu @trickyspinn3r @interdimensional-mario-brothers

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[trickyspinn3r]

“Gotta say…the Umas might just be the kindest people I’ve met in a while! Y’all really, really know how to make a girl feel welcome!”

[trickyspinn3r]

"oof, been a while. hi everyone, how are things going?"

[shining-star-of-losers]

Hiii!!!!!!! It's going good!!! I'm glad you're back!!!!!!

[trickyspinn3r]

“Awhhh, that’s great to hear, Haru! I’m happy to see you!”