actual vampire

Mikey | He/it/she | prince of heart | deranged and bpdpilled

[yasmimkilleruwu]

[tricycleclownfreak]

Haven’t posted in forever. Here’s babygirl

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[twistedpictures]

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

[studentofetherium]

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

[studentofetherium]

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

[loud-triangle-thoughts]

Reblog if you have incestuous desires about your friends

[omegaverse]

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

[nottodaycia]

Okay and how were the fries

[omegaverse]

They were alright

[failo4ka]

ayo tumblr. first post there. rose and jade in outfits i drew for them

[songsomi]

[lunius-art]

Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[bunkgoboingo]

okay hear me out sakamaki brother sleeping pile i love seeing anything of them acting like brothers

Yessss MORE brotherly love‼️

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[mythicalmessenger]

Do not erase her!!

[grriib]

[the-muppet-joker]

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

[moonzzzzi]

Most Bro Strider coded post of all time maybe

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[maxxie-or-smth]

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul