Just Forget It, Ya Ain't Comin Here!

I'm a Chilean American! (Nonbinary butch, 26 for those askin)

[video-game-jams]

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Metroid Dread - Theme of Samus

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

[applemelodies]

being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[gleebo-zorpa]

[squeakitties]

puts my roommate's very fluffy ragdoll cat in an empty field and thousands of sparrows pluck him bald for nesting material in seconds

[squeakitties]

he will be nests soon

[toroidalearthtruther]

"Call the sysadmin, the server's down again" *girl wearing Xenia t-shirt appears from the shadows* "I'm not cis, and don't call him admin"

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 21, 2026 - Arrested student protesters in New Delhi are freed by a comrade after a brutal police crackdown on huge student demonstrations across India demanding the resignation of the minister of education. [video]

[sabertoothwalrus]

guy who definitely doesn't blame himself for anything or has self-destructive tendencies

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[seat-safety-switch]

When you get really fucked up on that hobby lifestyle, you'll soon find yourself in a strange new place. Industrial auctions can give you all the oddball professional-grade tools that you've always dreamed of, often at a fraction of the price. Are you an accomplished hobby welder? Probably you have always wanted a UV-reactive radio cranfondulator with which to inspect your wire for sharkbite oxides, but it just isn't justified because all you do is fix the exhaust on your shitty Celica once a year. At an industrial auction, maybe you can get one for five dollars. And that's when the fun begins.

As we all know, good tools are big tools. Even big-brain stuff like electron microscopes are large enough that they need a forklift and a buddy with an intact lower back to move. Getting all that shit out of the filthy warehouse or partially-collapsed office building is a task on its own. Sometimes you need to buy new tools just to move it: good thing you're at an auction that sells stuff like cranes, forklifts, and low-mileage/high-hour pickup trucks with an inexplicable thick layer of coal dust on every surface. Make sure to check the return policy.

So you got it home, and now everything's easy, right? Not so. You see, when a big business buys a new piece of industrial equipment, it usually comes with some assistance. Technicians, or at least a single-page badly-photocopied manual telling you where to plug it in. As such, your first project quickly becomes: how in the seven divine hells of AliExpress do I get this thing to work?

Resurrecting this ancient beast of commerce is not quite as simple as a consumer product. Consumer products are, by definition, popular. Really good tools? They may have made like ten of them. There, one quick web search can rapidly locate thousands of arguing morons who have strong opinions on how to set it up. No: if the company that made it even still exists, the best you can hope for is an email from the current engineers asking you to take a bunch of pictures of it because they've forgotten how to make one run. Then you have to bribe an electrician to do something that is "not advised for houses" to your house, just so you can power it.

Now you can have infinite hobby joy. This massive, overcomplicated, insanely expensive machine is at your fingertips, and you can finally check off that annoying task you've been putting off for the last couple of years. You know, this whole thing was so easy, why don't we go back to the auction next weekend and see if we can get a meta-masticating crombopulator to install right next to it?

[quackysprouts]

the concept of being a demon in hell minding your own business and one day some crazy powerful demon you’ve never heard of sweeps through your land and becomes king for about a month before disappearing

and then he comes back as a 40 year old human-shaped clone of that other white haired monstrosity and they’re both lookalikes of that OTHER white haired menace from a couple decades back that ran off with a human woman. and instead of ruling hell anymore he’s just living in the human world with his colour-coded twin brother in a broke ass shop that smells like pizza grease and covered in lewd posters?

and since hell has no stable monarchy and functions on usurpation rather than succession, you guys just have no current ruler, since your bum-ass king who holds the title ran off and would rather read outdated human poetry and awkwardly try to bond with his white haired son who is ALSO a pain in your neck than do his duties of being an evil conqueror. occasionally he comes down here and kills some of you but otherwise he’s just chilling topside and you can’t even usurp him because he’s still the most powerful demon and refuses to give up the role???

[redlipstickresurrected]

Ungfio aka Fio aka Ungfi0 aka Φ• (Chilean, based Chile) - Untitled (Cat Version), 2025, Paintings

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[worldsworstfemale]

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[letmeliedown]

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really