.exe(cute);

nuh uh buster jane, they/she,

[mi-ki-ki-m]

[delgay]

my gf is an oven

[l00nyarchive]

explain

[delgay]

roasts me

[x192]

[derpiana]

[tridont-blog]

:B

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

[vengefulsuggestion]

shut up shut up shut up shut your fucking mouth and never speak to me again

[tridont-blog]

Remember how fun things were, before Dave betrayed us all?

[shockblanketandbowties]

[tridont-blog]

queen-beastie:

THIS IS THE SCENE THAT MADE ME WATCH THIS SHOW!

[immortal-maschine]

me, your beautiful gamer wife: honey dinner is ready i made dorito breaded eggplant parmigiana with a Monster® energy drink reduction sauce

[tridont-blog]

“Shanking” is my third favorite hobby.

[vanish]

[autocristic-archive]

Jane doesn’t compliment me because she has to. She actually just has good taste.

[tridont-blog]

Darn skippy I do. 

[autocristic-archive]

It’s good that I can usually look as bored as I am.

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness

[brinnanza]

my favorite thing about the cask of amontillado meme (which I LOVE) is that it displays, yet again, how difficult millennials on the internet are to predict. oh, giant company, you want your advertisement to go viral? well this week the kids are obsessed with a short story written in 1846 good fucking luck