Slow man.

I'm no good when I'm a bad, bad man. I'm gonna dance so slow that it appears to be my last stand. ((AU Dirk Strider RP blog. CW for mind control.))

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archiving this blog and rebooting elsewhere

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me walking to a room with people who dont like me

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The world first tattooing prosthetic Arm! 

French artist JL Gonzal made this  for Tattoo artist JC Sheitan using an existing prosthesis on which he added the metal bits and built the tattoo machine so that it can be set as needed by the tattoo artist. 

[naamahdarling]

this is so fucking metal

[pokeballssohard]

Steampunk done right

[poovellamkettuppar]

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

[powerburial]

most men wouldn’t give a girl their coat if she was cold. reblog if you would hurl her into the sun.

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new 2weep, new blog, new 2elfiie. have fun lookiing at my ugly mug.

Do not repost/use. Personals do not reblog.

[girlfig]

if I lay on the floor at MoMA am I art? trick question I am always art

[d20s]

@vwhitemagic

[woodmeat]

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

[phoebejays]

#grounded

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Boo.

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Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword: Dabbing.

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[stooby-doo]

So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

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Trident Parrying Dagger

Dated: circa 1600

Culture: German

Measurements: overall length 45 cm

The dagger has a straight, double-edged blade with slightly strengthened tip and tang grooved at the borders. At the back there’s a sliding button chiselled as a flower which, once pressed, releases the lateral blades in order to block the sword hits.

The iron hilt has quillons of octagonal section, bent toward the blade and ending in grooved drops. There’s a parry ring at the front, decorated en suite. The dagger has a hexagonal pommel with hollow faces and a wooden grip with iron and brass wire bindings, plus moor’s heads.

Source: Copyright © 2017 Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.

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I don’t drink a lot, but wine is nice and I have a lot of meetings.

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TRYING TO HOLD IT TOGETHER WHEN YOU GET TOO DRUNK AT A CONFERENCE

credit: KimiyaM