Made a Grim Mistake

[zegalba]

Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

[transmortifried]

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[teathattast]

[maybeitsasine]

[maybeitsasine]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Love these notes

[piedude]

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[warblyzombie]

It’s fucking back

[onyx-was-here]

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

[mightyinvincible]

The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.

This is the only good meme, don’t @ me

[werewolf-girlfriend]

how i look when im bloggin

[stickerxofxlove-deactivated2023]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

and that is what we call a match cut

[chat-chouage]

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

[chat-chouage]

[bees-buzzy-blog]

WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[palmer]

This tumblr shit is easy

[conarcoin]

this is the best sentence ever typed

[fancyson]

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

[ciswomenofficial]

Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

[despazito]

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

[were--ralph]

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

[were--ralph]

"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

[solitarelee]

[were--ralph]

[soupoftheday]

it’s the little things

[valtsv]

What is your Hogwarts house?

sorry but i studied at the superior wizard school where they teach you how to kill people with beams

[valtsv]

now become unmade motherfucker

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[petermorwood]

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.