trilogy

the struggle is real and the bible too long

[goracememy]

[larcarioca]

[thememedaddy]

[vulsni]

beginning……and end.

[tonybynoe]

[thelandofmemes]

[sun-shimmer]

here is our local sturgeon sculpture. he is shaped like a friend and i love him :)

[wormskinrug]

Our local salmon statue!

[thelandofmemes]

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[everythingfox]

nope..

[skipppppy]

[skipppppy]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

What

okay like The White Pharaoh image macros i make are supposed to be somewhat of a parody of Mormons but like. how the fuck am i supposed to parody this, they literally already did the thing. the thing that im like “oh haha this is funny because its an exaggeration” no. the mormons actually made the most ass-ugly egyptophilic sculpture that i have ever seen in my life

[pngblog]

[dykeguy]

overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

[sketchy-as-fork]

I redrew the angel as a plesiosaur

[dykeguy]

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!

[girlnephew]

[mclennonyaoi]

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

[mclennonyaoi]

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

[mclennonyaoi]

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

[mclennonyaoi]

[foreman]