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@the-crustoadian
Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it
It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter
TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO
VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!
If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.
As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.
But let's take a look at the competition:
Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?
A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.
At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.
Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).
Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.
Tylenol is the people's princess.
Tylenol is the people's princess
Good news!
Tylenol is real! I love you Tylenol!
A vote for Tylenol is a vote for the people
still fuckin hate that ābee-free honeyā thatās made fromā¦ā¦ā¦ apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when heās not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
It's my birthday!!!!
Jurassic park
take a sip sweetie
i am LOVING the Twilight RenaissanceĀ
@fandomlife-confessionsĀ
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetimeās supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward canāt produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob shouldāve been gay for Edward all along
The warm water of the ocean did what now
he NEEDS to be stopped holy shit
thirteen and a half years later and he's still on the same mission
i made a higher resolution live slug reaction
bonus: a smiling version :)
okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version