Marie Kondo would tell women to keep me

between their legs, holla (25, lesbian, part bird)

[lauzeart]

some wwdits sketchbook scribbles

my art

[boobleedoobleedoo]

Can you believe this is the first piece of fanart I've done in all the time I've been in this fandom and it's This.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[old-primavera-cerezos]

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

[splend-42]

Not long enough.

[endreal]

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

[architeuthisducks-blog]

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

[actualfrog]

*taps mic* Women-

[synesindri]

it’s crêpe paper, master

[triplearon]

lesbian versions?! in my fandom?!? I think the fuck so!!!!

[deliciousnecks]

What we do in the shadows // s2x08  

[triplearon]

I'm nandor

[tredlocity]

[vxinri]

[wwdits-screenshots]

[triplearon]

where do I get the hawaiian shirt

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

[muyenbroma]

pictures taken before disaster

[actualfrog]

DLC

[triplearon]

YKNOW HE HAD TO DO IT TO EM

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[guardianofscrewingup]

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

[shakespork]

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

[stupid-bird-adventures-blog]

I love this girl!! She’s the one my former coworkers hate but she’s so chill for a cockatoo!!

[triplearon]

I'm the parrot

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pettycentral]

[truicamblr]

That’s all folks! What is done, is done.

Thanks for all your appreciations!