â STARTERS FROM THE COMMONWEALTH.
âDonât beat yourself up. We all know what happened to the last person who tried to do that to you.â
âNice to know you always find new ways to laugh at my expense.â
âSo, no oneâs put you in the ground yet.â
âWeâre just one big dysfunctional family⌠with guns!â
âPlenty of folks wanna make life hard for people just trying to survive. Iâm not willing to stand for that.â
âIn a hundred years, when I finally die, I only hope I go to Hell so I can kill you all over again, you piece of shit.â
âThe big three for predicting people: money, beliefs, and ego. Get a handle on whatâs driving someone and you know where you stand.â
âDonât start what you canât finish.â
âIf we survive this, I owe you a stiff drink.â
âHuh. If I didnât know any better, Iâd think they were trying to build a nuke in hereâ Oh my godâŚâ
âThe thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when itâs gone.â
âDid you know you talk in your sleep?â
âIâm playing a game. First idiot who grabs my ass gets his arm broken. Ten points if heâs drunk.â
âThe worldâs a dangerous place⌠for anyone in my way.â
âThe past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.â
âWhat a contradiction a human is. To be lacking in so many capabilities, but being blessed with such a tapestry of emotions.â
âAsk me to salute, and all youâll see is my middle finger.â
âGonna take a lotta elbow grease to clean this place up.â
âSweet dreams, you monster.â
âYouâre looking to get stoned or stabbed? âCause thatâs all youâre getting here.â
âThere really is no way to ride a seesaw with dignity.â
âDo you feel as bad as you look?â
âLook⌠Iâm not great with words.. Iâm more comfortable shooting people, than talking to them.â
âLady Luck is my second favorite lover.â
âYouâre a survivor, arenât you? I bet the whole world could stand in your way and youâd just keep going.â
âHey, chin up. The night just got darker, but it canât last forever.â
âWhoa ho ho, I like you already! Walk into a new place, make a show of dominance. Nice.â
âI should have killed you when I had the chance.â
âYou feel as bad as you look?â
âIt was just me against the worldâŚand the world had it coming. â
âYeah. Itâs true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.â
âIt all starts with two wastes of humanity I suppose you could call my parents.â
âPut some clothes on. Youâre embarrassing us.â
âYou really have a talent for finding trouble, donât you?â
âJust imagine how nice this place wouldâve been without all the cannibals.â
âI bet you never miss a detail, hm? Like what you see?â
âDonât mind me. Just enjoying the view.â
âIt pains me to say goodbye. But we will be together again soon, yes?â
âLooks like you could use a little pick-me-up.â
âHang in there. Youâre going to be okay.â
âI love work. I could sit and watch it all day.â
âHey, Iâm not saying I want to shoot you, because that would be rude. But Iâd doubt youâd even feel it.â
âWords donât do it justice. You â youâre the best thing I got.â
âMoments like these, I know that karma stuff is bull. Because no one like me should be this lucky.â