trying on a metaphor
blake kathryn
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Three Goblin Art
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if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
todays bird
noise dept.
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
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Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
almost home
Xuebing Du
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@strawberry-head-forever
im a simple man in my ideal world working full time should pay enough that you can quit and take several months off to do non work things if you wanna. save up and write a novel or go travelling with no consequence. and doing this doesn't fuck up your resume because it would be normal and healthy.
Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous
free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105Ā° in new england
Three artworks on the same theme, by Hiroo Isono, likely from the 70s or early 80s.
Thanks to @jca-archive for the third scan - the others are from this insta and this company.
my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again
no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books
YOU
dear @teaboot i am sorry i mistook you for @pangur-and-grim
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A comment on this post by mmavverickk which says ":( does this mean the spider sex book is off?"]
[A comment on another post by mmavverickk which says "is this a hint about your spider sex book".
User teaboot, the Original Poster of the post the comment is on, replies, "I think you may have me confused for someone".]
[mmavverickk's avatar (the among us sabotage button) and teaboot's avatar facing each other. mmavverickk's avatar is holding out doodled flowers. text above says "i apologize for the case of mistaken identity please accept these poorly drawn flowers"]
I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.
I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"
nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia š
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#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??Ā
Good question, also no that wonāt help.
shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the ābottomā edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesnāt slide out of your hand that easily, youāre wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from itās resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.
Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, thatās bad.
Me: Oh, good thing I never-
Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening
oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok
this post is five years old and has been repeatedly debunked, why is this going around again
A TikTok trend is is prompting people to show off 'dents' in their pinky they believe are caused by their phone. But experts say 'phone pink
This energy though
The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.
Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these š the whole time
SHE WAS FUCKING SWEATY
lmaoo
this post was brought to my attention today and I checked her twitter and this made me happy
transition timelines are one of the greatest things we have in the world
It is a known fact that swordswomen are necessary for a thriving ecosystem. She saw a need and did something about it.
According to the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) Ministry of Health, the Ebola outbreak has resulted in 1,307 confirmed cases, includ
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The moment I saw these double doors in our apartment, I knew I wanted to put colorful foil on them:
Today my wife did it, and I couldn't be more stunned and happy:
Isn't it amazing? This is a dream come true, and it makes me so happy! š©µš§”šššā¤ļøš©·
The doors continue to delight:
(pics taken as the sun shines through the doors, making all the colors shine and projecting some of them across the hallway floor) (edited this reblog to add a second pic)
acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm ābirds of the Ebro River Valleyā 2024
Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot
can i drool on it through ur underwear yes or no
The thing about being a big mean dyke is that you don't even have to do anything you can literally just act like a person instead of a prey animal and it pisses people off cause you're supposed to apologize for being born wrong or something
Me: hey man how's it going
People in real life: are you going to hurt me
āļø This is a trap btw acting like everyone in the world wants to kill you with hammers at a moment's notice is *also* strange and offputting. We're cooked regardless. This is why you need to be a bigger meaner dyke about it
Crucially they often *are* waiting to hunt you for sport. And you still have to act like they're not. They hate it so bad but it's good for you
