Tristan?? Tristan is that you??? 😭😭
I READ THIS IN SIEGFRIED'S VOICE and was immediately cursed with the image of some godawful modern AU in which Siegfried has found Tristan's tumblr blog (80% very long personal posts in which he's complaining about Siegfried and/or work while day-drinking, 20% selfies with excessive snapchat filters)
He's in for it now,,, [smash cut to Siegfried on his way to buy more piglets to torture him with]










