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catchymemes

lovedripdrop

Wild

dankmemeuniversity

elderitchblaest

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

hymnsofheresy

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-

danisontnonfire

OP where’s the essay

daughterofsarenrae

Use his headshot to get Matt Mercer to haunt your home this holiday season

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Me, texting my girlfriend: Babe you’ll never guess what I did to our tree…

krazykitsune

addendum:

ohmylegz

*stares collective in black confusion*

catchymemes

Progression of Sobriety

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rumble-and-roar

Wholesome

purplelittlemermaid

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

valtsv

y'all realise low empathy and difficulty understanding complex social cues and norms aren’t excuses for being a horrible person right

valtsv

like it’s possible to struggle to relate to other people and still treat them with kindness. y'all get that right.

nebuvoid

not having empathy is alright, its a given trait. not having compassion? learn it or perish

zechery-deactivated20220114

“If he wasn’t my father, I would spray him with Mace.”

— Ivanka Trump on her father, Donald Trump. Yup, she actually said this in 2006. (via micdotcom)

gaybaggins

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

theawesomeadventurer

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

witkneec

Erin, my very gay wife, was obsessed with lotr and Orlando Bloom- specifically Legolas- when she was growing up. She had posters. She had pencils. She had tshirts. If it had his face on it, she owned it. Three weeks ago, I went home to my parent’s for the first time in a minute. My 16 year old sister was writing letters on lined, green, Legolas paper. I thought it was hysterical bc I give Erin so. much. shit. about loving a dude I think looks like the loveliest of ladies so I took a picture of it and sent it with a text making fun of my sister’s dorky love for Mr. Bloom. It took her a few minutes to respond. When she did, she just sent this:

That’s mine, you asshole. The last time your sisters came to visit, I gave them a bunch of art supplies and Anna wanted it so I gave it to her. You tell her I’m proud of her. And that no matter what you say, he is not. a. gateway. to. lesbianism.

That was last month.

Guess whose sister just called to schedule dinner with her gay sister and her wife so they can meet her new girlfriend?

jehovahhthickness

guccixcucci

Why is this so funny

whispersofwinchesters

stardusted

at this point I don’t even know what to say

prettyboyshyflizzy

my kids not having no white friends im sorry

astromot

indirispeaks

reblogging for last comment

deerwife

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

esculent-macabre-deactivated201

meme4u

oakythequeenofcandyland-deactiv

gamerpigeon-deactivated20180729

why do you hurt me so

moved-to-ultraniceness-blog

oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous

skywalkerangst

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

moved-to-ultraniceness-blog

omg thank you