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world-of-cats

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The comraderie

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When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment

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rapunzel 2.0

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im emotional rn

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We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

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One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

writing-in-the-grave

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

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It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.

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For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

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That’s not a joke that’s a gift

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“How long they choose to love you will never be your decision.”

— Drake // Thank Me Now

xueyangapologist

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”