the apex predator

"Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it."

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Pop Quiz, Hotshot

[thecamfairchild]

Wait…

There’s no punchline to the joke?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Joke? Do I look like Eddie Murphy?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Pop Quiz, Hotshot

[thecamfairchild]

I don’t know! How do you?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Well, no Gold Stars for you then...

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Pop Quiz, Hotshot

... How do you get blood stains out of wood?

[scarlett-grimaldi-deactivated20]

This song needs to get out of my head.

[scarlett-grimaldi-deactivated20]

No I am not “down.”

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Laaaaaaame.

[scarlett-grimaldi-deactivated20]

This song needs to get out of my head.

Jesus fucking Christ.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

I've got a suggestion. Starts with M and ends in -arijuana. Down?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[v-vanitasvanitatum-deactivated2]

You are an egotistical man, and I’m a stubborn woman. I just cannot help but feel the need to deny that statement.

Call me a coward, or even a bore, but I do not find that very…stimulating. Perhaps I just have not felt that rush of danger, or I’m just a stick in the mud, either way, I do not know what is so appealing about that fear one would feel during an encounter with a potential killer.

Now that is what I call bullshit.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

You feel the need but didn't exactly deny it. So I'll take your avoidance as an affirmation.

Maybe a different type of risk first then. Like that time you were giving your second boyfriend an old fashion down at the movie theater. Surely you got a thrill out of that.

Fair call. But don't be surprised when you catch me outside your window at night.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[v-vanitasvanitatum-deactivated2]

Terrorists? Well, that tiny fragment of attraction just went flying out the window.

No. Not at all. Either, I can’t believe I am saying this, fuck me or kill me, and truthfully, I rather take the first option. Fearing for my life is not exactly a goal of mine. 

Ah, ah. Don’t like it too much.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

As long as we keep that killer smile of yours going I think I'm still in with a chance. What do you think?

Well, if you're gonna put it that way then yeah, I'm gonna agree with you. But still, that sense of danger... Fuck oysters, that shit will definitely get the engines revving, if you know what I'm talking about.

Nope, too late. I think I've fallen for you pretty hard.

[j--francis]

What does a guy have to do to get some company on a Saturday?

[j--francis]

Not sure whether I should help you or not considering fact that we aren’t even close or the fact that you don’t know my real name. It is pretty amusing, really.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

I told you, I know just who you are James Francis. The big bad Ronin wolf, right? People might say I'm not all there- upstairs -but I'm not stupid. Credit, dog. Credit.

You down man?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[ronanelijah-deactivated20130505]

Shut the fuck up, freako.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Haters gon hate.

True Story.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[v-vanitasvanitatum-deactivated2]

I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself. Say I’m gorgeous. Come on.

Somehow, I don’t think girls are attracted to dangerous guys. Bad boys, sure I see the appeal, but the crazy murderer kind is just a bit too…out there. I want someone to push me against the wall and have their way with me, not push me against the wall and stab me repeatedly until I bleed out. 

I am. My mind is not easily swayed, you know.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Now that sounds like a demand. And as I am patriot, you have to know that I can't give into the demands of terrorists.

A hint of danger always makes things just a little more fun, though, right? Like, who knows what he wants to do once he has you pinned up against the wall? Who knows whats going through his head when you feel his hot breath against your ear? And when his hand reaches down, just what is he reaching for?

A woman of her word. I like that.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[v-vanitasvanitatum-deactivated2]

I’m not infatuated with you. I cannot possibly hold any attraction to a guy who would not admit that I’m pretty without the affects of alcohol.

I see no serial killing in your future, Drunkard. As for the trusting you part, well, I make it a habit to not trust someone who calls me buttercup. But for you, I will make an exception. Why don’t we skip the middle person and just go straight into you giving me a foot massage? 

[tristan-wayne-blog]

I was under the influence! You can't hold a small misjudgment like that against me when I wasn't myself. Well, not entirely anyway.

Well, a part of me is disappointed that you don't have that sense of risk and danger when you're speaking with me. That's kind of my thing. But if that's what it takes to get in through your door then I can push that little part of me into some dark corner somewhere.

So, are we going to go with your answer when we played Would You Rather? or have you changed your mind?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[v-vanitasvanitatum-deactivated2]

Do you know what they say about assumptions? 

Is this your way of getting me alone with you? Do you have plans to take me to some back alley and murder me? Horror movies typically start out this way. A pretty young girl getting fooled by some charismatic guy and then he kills her.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

I wouldn't call it an assumption. It's more of an observation.

While it is my way of getting you alone with me, it's not to take you to some back alley to murder. No, I wouldn't put all this effort in for that. I find a rag, a bottle of chloroform and a fistful of cable ties would get you alone with me fair quicker than my charm.

Don't you trust me, buttercup?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[v-vanitasvanitatum-deactivated2]

Seems like I just cannot stay away. 

Sarcasm, Drunkard, in case you did not notice. I’m heading home actually. Got enough of strolling for one day.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Not surprising. You know, an infatuation can lead to this kind of thing.

I know your feet must be tired but I also happen to know this young Thai girl that is ridiculously good with her hands. You sure you don't want to take just one more stroll?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

[v-vanitasvanitatum-deactivated2]

The drunkard strikes again.

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Impeccable timing as always, buttercup.

Coming for a stroll about our fine capital city?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Just finished unpacking the last of my things

And found my fake ID from when I was nineteen. Looks legit. Gonna try it out.

[unfollowblakeronankusack-deacti]

Anyone seen Elijah?

[unfollowblakeronankusack-deacti]

That’s very true but I think I have some ideas.

Yeah, and I’m Minnie Mouse. Ed is a friend of mine, why are you saying you’re him?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Fuck, figures Eddie would be friends with someone chasing a boy. I would explain it to you but I can't really be bothered. Soooo.... YOLO!

[unfollowblakeronankusack-deacti]

Anyone seen Elijah?

[unfollowblakeronankusack-deacti]

No, I haven’t. And who may I thank for the suggestions?

[tristan-wayne-blog]

Well, you know what they say? Boys will be boys. So who knows where he may be.

Bennett. Edward Bennett.