[hellanne]

[baracknobama]

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

[h4te]

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

[itssofluffy-im-gonna-die]

that’s called night robbery 

[problematiqueer]

so be it

[toy-installer]

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

[bobshit]

what are snails even trying to do

[hotelmario]

their best

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

[hvstla-deactivated20130330]

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies 

You’re a pussy

[bethmai-deactivated20180525]

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

[whycrywhenucandie]

[humortrain]

[dekutree]

#kneezus

[tritons-dust-blog]

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

[bluenude2-blog-blog]

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

[subsiding]

*posts selfie* *reblogs entire dashboard hoping nobody saw*

[eatpussypraylove]

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

[chloebaele]

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

[shaxaphone]

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal