Meanwhile in Revendreth...
Coco: So, sis? How did your request for Haris Pilton to return Denathrius to life so that Kael'thas could get kicked off of your talk show go?
Mojo Jojo: Dat's why we be in Revendreth now, mon?
Shuga Slam: Yeah, why do you keep bringin' it up?
Coco: Um, miss Darkspea Troll? Miss Frostwolf Orc--
Shuga: I'm in the Laughing Skull Clan now. They have the wildest reddit! The memes alone have me so dead. Bwahaha!
Coco: ... I'm a Goblin and we have a can-do attitude about fixin problems. Especially if it involves profit and explosions. But Trix, I just can't understand why you think blowing up your OWN career by siding with Denathrius after he was defeated, after the war in the Shadowlands, is gonna help? Cause not even Goblins "help" like that.
Trixany: This landscape is dark. Dead. Dead to me like all your music careers if you Kaja-Cola Flava Girls don't help me do this villainous heel turn! I was betrayed by Haris! Kael'thas betrayed me again, too!! I deserve to be pissed!
Burmussia: Honey, none of this lurking around the Shadowlands, ruining our complexions is gonna help you get your talk show back under control, let alone prepare us for whenever Elisande brings vaudeville back... Hachaa!! *jazz hands*
Sandy Dunes: *toothy little vulpera scowl* This is the worst girl band I've ever been in. I also hoped we'd get early access to the bard heroic class but... nah, this ain't it. *whips her fox tail*
Black Cherry Dhalia: *gravelly Forsaken voice* But aren't you all tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna throw your phone and go apeshit? *snatches what Burmussia is holding and pitches it into the red gaping abyss beneath the cliff*
Burmussia: Hey! That was my hearthstone!! Now how are we supposed to get back?
Trixany: Dhalia has a point. Everyone? Throw your hearthstones into the Maw. And! Then I'll let you put on these new dark villain sunglasses. We are not leaving until Denathrius is free of Remornia and the job is done.
Shuga: Wait, what sunglasses are those? Daily quest? Faction rep? They're so cool and mysterious, and they sparkle like black diamonds!
Trixany: Next expansion's jewelry crafting, random proc. These are the exact shades from the rogue order hall quest back in Legion. They're finally adding them to the game. Nice, right? But only if you do as I say and yeet your hearthstones into the Maw like so many Renethals, so help me!!!!!
Everyone: *tosses hearthstones of various shapes and colors into the Maw*
Coco: Geez, what a girl would do for a new transmog!
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