i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted
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i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted
I get the most second hand embarrassment for Chuck in season 1-3 😂
Every time he gets neurotic I panic internally.
Awesome!
This, combined with what Zac said about the Chuck movie in his last Instagram live (”This isn’t an official announcement, but…”), I think it’s safe to say that if ever there was a time to freak out, it’s now!
every 80 years or so the cullens all have fake funerals for each other as like some "poetic tribute to the fragility of mortality" or some bullshit but when its edwards turn, rosalie gets up to speak and absolutely roasts the shit out of him for a solid 2 hours and edward just has to lay in his casket with his eyes closed and take it
Lmao why is Angela on brand though 😂
Credit to this user they are hilarious 😂
The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene
𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴 *𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘥* ✨
biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell
chemists will be like this is a molecule
okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like
They are not kidding
We are full of so many fuckign guys
Excuse me as I loose my cool over this handsome man
Zachary Levi Instagram
i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-
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LMFAOOOOO
OH MY GOD.
Me at the start: weird but this isn't that bad.
The second bit:
The ending:
The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift
The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.
Lost it at the rock’s tweet
I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.
He’s correct
Yvonne Strahovski for GQ AU January 2015
Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
The reading comprehension on this website……….
i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀
The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent
hes so hot
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