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Cat with a kitten, gargoyle-chimère on the roof of the Château de Pierrefonds, France. Built ca.1393-1407, restored between 1857-1885

chewbacca

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

ginger-vevo

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

004d00

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

hatefuhk

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

dwight-schrutes

bonneibennett

- Carl Sagan, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

amare-habeo

showerthoughtsofficial

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

willow-wanderings

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.