mind the inner monologue

Female || Writer || Christian || Multifandom ||

[skaianbruja]

Pro-Tip: If you'd like for your diaspora-born child to be fluent in your language, don't shame them for speaking your language with the local accent of wherever they were raised

[skaianbruja]

And don't let others shame them either, including your own fucking relatives, especially if it's some monolingual fuck doing the shaming

[mevil]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[cass-without-the-andra]

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[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[brother-lipsmackariah]

"we need more complex female characters!"

You guys can't even handle Celine from Kpop Demon Hunters

[grimalditeuthis]

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[immortalbeingz]

Belgium Chase Tag Compilation

[simplykaren]

[papillon-de-mai]

”Why, when I felt at home, only when I could speak my own language? My language, when I could find the lost words or bring the forgotten words out of silence. Why, only at that very moment could I hear the echo of my own footsteps in the house? Why?”

Eternity and A Day (1998) - Theo Angelopoulos

[pinqui]

WUTHERING HEIGHTS (1939) Dir. William Wyler

[qirarey123]

Doing that spiderverse trend thing with my favourite characters

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

One time they just stuck him in a hole in the ground for a whole episode.

[ectojester]

This is how writers should deal with characters who are too smart for the arc instead of making them suddenly dumber for no apparent reason.

If you frequently find yourself in random situations while your friends happen to be experiencing problems maybe you, too, are too smart for the narrative.

[phantomrose96]

My two greatest fears are permanence and change

[phantomrose96]

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

[naamahdarling]

You just can't get this site on any other site.

[bogleech]

The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[lytefoot]

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

[sarafangirlart]

“It’s just my interpretation you can go back to the original if you don’t like it” INTERPRETATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BASED ON THE TEXT NOT PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DON’T READ THE ORIGINAL WHEN I CLEARLY DID AND THATS WHY I’M SO ANGRY ABOUT A STORY I LOVE BEING BASTARDIZED