Hm, just noticed I never talk about IzuTouka even though I have written a few times for them. Must change that now.
Izuna loves collecting pretty weapons and displaying them fancifully in his room. Touka's naginata is on the list of weapons he wants to get his hands on. Her naginata is an exceptionally beautiful work of craftsmanship and Izuna considers it an insult that a Senju dares to wield such beauty.
In their battles, Izuna often tries to shake off Tobirama and engage Touka in a fight instead in order to kill her and steal the naginata as his prize. (He always threatens Hikau not to kill her, never mind that Hikaku is literally fighting for his life against her. She's Izuna's kill to win.)
Once peace and Konoha are established, it gets more difficult to get his hands on the naginata. He does consider killing her during a joint mission and making it look like it had been enemy shinobi but he doesn't want to deal with Tobirama suspecting foul play and being on his ass constantly. Also, aniki would be disappointed in him, so...
Instead, he tries to convince her to spar with him and the winner should get to keep the other's weapon. Touka refuses because, quote, "I have better things to do, Uchiha." Izuna is quite insulted; what could be more important than entertaining him?
So he gets, uhm... a bit pushy. He really, really wants that pretty naginata, okay! No need to make him sit through a seminar about sexual harassment, you stupid bark-brain, ugh.
In the end, Touka gives in, on the condition that they spar in genjutsu only.
In his defense; how was he supposed to know Touka is a genjutsu specialist?? What kind of genjutsu master wields a fucking naginata?! That makes no sense! He thought she was a taijutsu specialist, something he undoubtedly would've won against her, because not all Uchiha are naturally good at genjutsu and his strengths happen to lie elswhere, okay! (Don't touch him, he's quite sensitive about this topic.)
Izuna is seething (read: sulking) in a corner until Touka walks up to him with a sharp grin on her face and declares that as a prize he can have her naginata by, quote, "me fucking your cute little virgin hole with its hilt."
Izuna totally counts this as a win.
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