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yay yippee

[jihadibarbie]

genuinely me

[theharlotofferelden]

Okay but the article is fucking sending me

[willgrahamscock]

the economy is so shit that it's in my best interest that I die by 6am tomorrow

[willgrahamscock]

like what do you mean I gotta think long and hard if a $2 bagel is worth it

[poolboydivision]

x

[apartmentstore]

my favourite post in the whole wide world

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[graves-yard]

More Roomies au ft a real conversation I had with someone about me and my gay friend.

Also human Rocky who is very confused.

[rylandspace]

i really like those "can you lock the fuck in" images but i felt they were missing the proper motivation.

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

I will never forgive Project Hail Mary for indoctrinating me into the cult of finding Ryan Gosling attractive. All my life I heard the word of how hot and desirable Ryan Gosling is. All my life I didn’t see it, denied it. All my life I had the assurance I was not prey to mass delusion. There just, wasn’t anything remarkable there. And then they just fucking throw some glasses and cardigans on this man and make him sad and cowardly and I fold. All I think about now is Ryan Gosling bouncing and crying on it. It being? Whatever have you. A rock dildo. Markiplier. Any penile like object this pathetic little man is in the vicinity of. I should be killed.

[rainstormyday]

[dragonstwin]

it's usually closer / on your chest

[vendulan]

Genuinely jaw-dropping about of detail and incredibly executed vision

[deltaomicronfive]

Most people on this website are literally this image

[enki2]

[uptownthots]

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

[girlrust]

when the guys r nice

[segamascott]

i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about

[bloodied-bat-bug]

OooOOoh you’Re so in Love with eachother!!!

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN