troutmingle

alf is my daddy

[lovetheghost]

Father John Misty for Violet Magazine

Los Angeles, CA

Photo by Emma Elizabeth Tillman

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[kpfun]

[mabellous]

kim possible rewatch: scenes that cracked me up [4/?]

[swooshmamii-deactivated20150211]

Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[diesetdown]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[icebats]

I cleaned Will’s family’s kitchen because they have fucking mice and a fly problem and the second his mom got home the counter suddenly has a dirty pan, open chips, an open cheese jar, a cheesy lid, a dirty spatula, a big ass plastic bag with arsenic blocks in it, a torn chocolate cake mix packet, and a sauce covered tupperware lid strewn about 🙃

And somehow??? Somehow there is an entire plate just sitting on the floor

How 🙃 does 🙃 she 🙃 live 🙃 like 🙃 this

[icebats]

The mice in this house are going to form an alliance and rise up against us and i am powerless but to watch it happen. I may strike a deal with them when the time comes, become prince of the mice, king of the rodents, and i will rest upon a royal throne made of the fallen food that this family refuses to clean up off of the ground

[icebats]

I am attempting to establish spiritual communication with their people

[icebats]

He

[icebats]

THE ORACLE IS HARD AT WORK

[icebats]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[icebats]

You sick fucks wanted me to Ask Later so here you go

The Wise Ones shat all over the last paper so i had to make a new one, and we’ve caught and released about 5 mice since yesterday, so I don’t know how fast they’ll be to answer, but we will see if they grant me their Prophecies

Thus Begins, The Final Consultation

[icebats]

HHNNGG THEY TOOK A PIECE AND CARRIED IT BACK WITH THEM

[icebats]

TWO

[bublog]

Wow BUB! You look absolutely stunning today.

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[ohfugecannada]

When a female character from a popular geek franchise gets redesigned with a non-sexualised outfit.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 215

[disgustinganimals]

Cleanse yourself of your sins.

[diary-of-a-skin-girl-deactivate]

[1-800-goblins]

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t understand but I agree.

[j-liz]