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she her, 24

[catchymemes]

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n u t

[identity-of-design]

Paper craft specialist Haruki Kawaguchi can turn any commercial package into art.

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jojo’s pringle adventure

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hype for the shoulder rig

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

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holyshit its LCL from evangelion

[odinsblog]

Deregulation strikes again.

“Free market” capitalism does NOT care about raging forest fires, it does not care about endangering firefighters, it does not care about people dying due to lack of healthcare insurance. Unregulated capatilism cares only about making profits, apparently at any and all costs.

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Im watching curb your memes and I never laughed so hard and never been so glad to ba canadian

[athyess]

I’m drawing in bed and MiniZ is discovering some French heroes ^^

Perfect morning ^^

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I want passport a27!!!!

[falseknees]

I wish

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ILL TRADE ANYDAY LIL BIRB

[ichoseoddlydrawnmuffins]

i relate to this on a spiritual level.

[i-got-personality]

Oh no I’m getting flashbacks

[iil-nonbinary-baby-bitch]

I don’t need to be called out like this

[sinfullapis]

Heck

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the boring 2000′s

[theintertwinedfates]

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big mood

[porterr-robinson]

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dafuq did I just watched

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

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not gonna lie... Im french (canadian) and I didnt knew coup de foutre... but buddy oh pal you should check out quebecois

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I can sorta do 3d now yay

[doctorrobby-deactivated20181211]

H-how-how did this get past the censors back then?! OH MY GOD. 😂😂😂

[raccoonfootproductions]

4Kids censors, at that.

[pembrokewkorgi]

She gonna fuckle with shuckle?

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cause its the japanese version

[vladtheunfollower]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

hes eating your power bills

[katculator]

um, why didn’t you give him a treat?? he delivered your message!

[fancynewaddress]

LET HIM IN.

[pembrokewkorgi]

Looks like someone was invited to Hogswarts.

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you didnt pet him!?

[bastardcomics]

If you haven’t heard yet, I am part of an anthology that’s just been funded on Kickstarter! The campaign ends this Friday, so there’s still time to pledge and guarantee yourself a copy of this book. Although we’ve accomplished our goal, there are still some stretch goals that haven’t yet been funded, so your pledge is important and appreciated :) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/229526019/launch-party-the-webcomics-anthology

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iuglijhgo I want to be part of this dafuq

[versacetbh-blog]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

NPC Energy

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I tried that but no one talks to me that way

[grungekingx]

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he tried to run crysis on his calculator