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my type of boy is dutch, blond and 8 times GP winner

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benj storror cave edit

[racing-or-ping-pong]

"There once was this kid called Lando

Who thought he could fill the shoes of Fernando

He managed to do a hot lap

But Johnny dug him out of the gravel trap

So with your head in your hands

Where are your one million Instagram fans?

We came from F2

But didn't have a clue

But when you're off the pace and leave too much space like how you did at that Suzuka race

Just know that I'll spank you in the race

Now on to our warrior Russel

Who likes to flex some muscle

The only driver yet to score

What are you even doing this for?

Just kidding, I know you can take the fact

By the way, Lewis called, he wants his yellow hoodie back

Last but not least, let's talk about me

Alex Albon, number twenty three

Try and stop me getting past

That's fine, I'll get through on the grass

I'll be going through front wings like no tomorrow

I'm the Asian Tom Cruise, so give me a follow

Last race I came close to champange

Which thanks to Lewis never came

But now I'm here to stake my claim

If I'm not top rookie, you must be insane"

- Alexander Albon Ansusinha, 2019 BC

[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

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I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

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70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

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Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

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DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

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UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[smalltall]

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

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Yall this was from my stepmom today

Three? I’m sorry

THREE??

THERES MORE???

[ruby-white-rabbit]

For the newcomers: this is this year’s update. Sharron and Susan were May 2018. This year we have Helen, Linda, and Karen.

[link-the-feral-anon]

FIVE???

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some pics of this beauty to finish this year on a high

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max verstappen edits

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daniel ricciardo edit lockscreens

like it if you save it pls 🧡

[charleseclair]

THEY LOOK LIKE ACTUAL BOYFRIENDS

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daniel ricciardo lockscreens

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here are some max vestappen headers for you guys, enjoy

like if you save pls 🧡

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it's max bday but i decided to give you guys some locks from max first win

like if you savee it

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[godbastian-deactivated20201108]

max didn't only roast rosberg, he sit him on fire, roasted him and danced around him like in some kind of ritual lika damn boi i'm

[sunbathe]