TruePolymorphed

It is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk, that keep the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know that a lot of people like them but I personally find survival mechanics in video games to just be annoying. I have to keep track of how hungry I am and it doesn’t even taste good? How dare you.

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[hiveswap]

Btw it is very important that you talk to gay people off of tumblr if you can

[hiveswap]

Queer people on tumblr: other people in this "community" are the oppressor actually

Queer people in real life: hey do you want to come on a hike next week

[the-haiku-bot]

Queer people in real

life: hey do you want to come

on a hike next week

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s certain things that I want to learn how to do but then I think of the hundreds of hours required to do it properly sitting in front of me if I decide to go down that path and I take a nap instead

[what-even-is-thiss]

Don’t get me wrong, there have been times that I have seen the difficult but rewarding path and gone down it. Sometimes even to the end. But there’s other times that I look at realistically how long it would take to learn something and I’m like you know what. The road more traveled probably has less poison ivy on it.

[itsapmseymour]

Waking up from a weird ass dream like, “what the honk did I just shoo?”

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[selenekallanwriter]

"LEARN A FUCKING BOOK!" is such a mood and what I'll scream at GenAI lovers from now on.

This is the episode btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykvf3MunGf8&t=207s

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Fun penguin facts on 955 days left

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[skeletonclaw]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[brawltogethernow]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[probablybadrpgideas]

While many have dreamed of dragon mounts, the fact of the matter is that dragons are simply undomesticable. For your homework, I want you to list all the criteria that makes domestication possible and why dragons pretty much fail in every category.

ok I did a module on domestication in my undergrad so let's see, we've got

quick maturing - not in D&D RAW

able to find food in/around human settlements - yes, once

hardiness - yes

herd dynamics - big no

ease of reproduction in captivity - uncertain

bonus : can be kept in captivity in the first place - not for long

How did I do? - Paper

[probablybadrpgideas]

follow-up based on tags/replies

what about mounts? - domestication is a generations-long breeding process. taking a wild dragon and making it your mount is taming, totally different thing (many exotic pets are tame rather than domesticated)

human-like intelligence makes it an ethical issue - 100% agree

sounds like humans are domesticable - yeah actually

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[truepolymorphed]

It’s especially funny that there’s not one capital, it’s like you’re speaking in a pleasant, calm and even tone, but through stadium speakers

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

Catastrophic explosion at the combination graveyard/necromancer's tower

0 injured, -412 dead

[homunculus-argument]

A grand fantasy city-state that has developed a consistent, uniform system of "best by"-dates, not just for food safety reasons and to reduce food waste, but to also significantly reduce crime and conflict between residents. The matter at hand is goblins.

Goblin residents of the city are legal citizens with equal rights just the same as everyone else, but their natural lifestyle differs dramatically from the rest of the peoples living in the city. They are scavengers by nature, having no problems with eating carrion, overripe fruits and plants, and building everything they own from things that other races throw away as junk and trash. As the city produces plenty of waste that goblins would love to take and the city is glad to be rid of, any well-organised city is not just a paradise for goblins, but welcomes them with open arms. They save the city a fortune in waste disposal costs.

Problems mainly arise by differing ideas of what counts as "discarded". Goblins are unfairly labelled as thieves, when they are merely opportunistic and optimistic by nature, and will interpret any unclear situation to their own benefit, and will argue "how was I supposed to know that you still wanted it?" over things that looked lovely and were left unattended. And while yoinked items of clothing and other tools are easily returned or financially reimbursed (paying for what they already took is the only use that goblins have for money, which they do not steal), but foodstuff is gone faster than you can blink.

So, the city needed to determine laws for how to define and clearly label when consumable goods are no longer fit to most peoples' consumption, both to help people keep track on how old their groceries are, and also to mark them for goblins. So even though the food that's past the date on it can still be good to eat, it might also be gone by the next time you reach for it.

[homunculus-argument]

Ok yeah I admit. This is just how me and my boyfriend live.