Jonny Sims Iām in ur walls

shark vs the universe

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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Discoholic šŖ©
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

romaā

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
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@truerude
Jonny Sims Iām in ur walls
The silly :333
the magnus protocol 9 - rolling with it
I love genuinely innocent āboys will be boys.ā Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans theyād left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going āYOOOOOOOOOOā
I heard grunting outside my window the other night and there were four boys struggling to push this giant snowball (like 7 foot diameter) down the sidewalk.
I once lost my keys at a frat house.
My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let in by my rightfully-disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to pass out on the couch.Ā Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out.Ā I do not remember this part.
The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house.Ā I stood there, right in front of the front door.Ā This was a novel experience for me.Ā Iād never been at a frat house in broad daylight before.
A boy, presumably of the house, asked me what I was doing.Ā
āI lost my keys in here last night,ā I called back.Ā Ā āI was seeing if I could go in and look for them?ā
He opened the door and gestured for me to come in.
āGo wherever you want.ā
Iād never seen a frat house post-party before.Ā Wandering up the stairs and through the halls, I was surrounded by hungover and still-drunk frat boys stumbling around in their socks and sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light.Ā A few of them threw puzzled glances my way.Ā Iām sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination.
I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller-esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed.
āDo you like dog movies?ā he asked, voice all mumbly from grogginess and also from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket.
I told him I did.
He mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing.Ā I told him I was looking for my keys.
āSorry, I havenāt seen any keys around here.ā
I didnāt doubt him.
Twenty minutes had passed.Ā Iād searched just about every bedroom and nuclear-waste-dump-site of a bathroom in that house.Ā Iād given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommatesā forgiveness and get a new set copied.
As I stood there in the hallway, silently bewailing my predicament, a particularly-burly frat boy approached me.
āYou need help with something?ā
āI lost my keys here last night and I canāt find them, Iāve looked everywhere.ā
āWhat do they look like?Ā Iāll put it into the group chat.āĀ He was already pulling out his phone.
No one ever checks a group chat, I thought, but what the hell.Ā It was worth a shot.Ā Ā āUm, itās just a ring of keys.Ā The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big.Ā Like bright pink, you canāt miss it.ā
He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat.
āAlright, I sent the message out.Ā Good luck.ā
And with that, he turned and left.
A few moments later, I heard a distant thundering.Ā It was coming from upstairs, and it was getting louder and louder.Ā One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde of large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me.
āSomeone tell the girl!ā One of them shouted, faceless in the mob.Ā āGirl!Ā Hey, GIRL!!!Ā Ā We found your keys, girl!!!ā
They circled around me.Ā I hadnāt felt that small since I was maybe eleven years old.Ā One of them split himself off from the crowd.
āAre theseĀ -ā he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket, āyour keys?ā
And lo, there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring.
āYes,ā I whispered.Ā Ā āOh my god, yes.ā
āEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!ā
The cheer went up.
Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs.Ā I thanked them again profusely.Ā There was a scattered round ofĀ āno problemsā and then, just as suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night.
the doctor emotionally monologuing at the daleks and then it cutting to shots like this is one of my favorite parts of dw
Just something about the intimacy of tending to your loverās grave does things to me I canāt explain
I know that Lisa didnāt love him at the time she was visiting his grave, but just the fact that she was drawn to his grave out of all of them because they were truly soulmates brings me to tears.
They were made for each other :((((
ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me
Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.
God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia
I think about this post every day
Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I canāt find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I donāt know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.
#letās do it
Joseph QuinnĀ asĀ EDDIE MUNSONĀ inĀ STRANGER THINGS S4 Vol. 2
A woman's place is on the battlefield
so you think women should die
funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battleā¦.misogynist much?
you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
The tape recorder click is to Magpod fans what bells were to Pavlov's dogs
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK š£ļø
Episode 10 sure was something huh
i am begging all of the 20something usamericans on this website to understand that ādisillusioned with us politicsā is a constant state of affairs. you still have to vote. you still have to keep the needle as far left as you can. there is literally no other option and every election has echoes of consequence. please please please just fucking vote
like. i agree with you!! i agree the system is broken and terrible and i want so much for it to be not broken and terrible!! but it very seriously is true that right now voting is our best avenue of power. the next president will appoint probably at least two supreme court judges. your local government or state government is gonna be the best line of defense to protect you against everyday bullshit. please please vote
here is a handy map of what you need to vote by state. in 22 states you do not need photo ID or anything else. in even more you donāt need a photo ID itās just requested. i live in MA and all you need to tell the polling person is your address. just be prepared and i promise itās a great feeling when you walk out of your polling station having said what you said
here is a handy list of every state's primary election dates
if you want to protest vote these are the ones you don't want to miss - vote uncommitted, vote for an alternative candidate, vote write in, leave it blank - depending on your state all of these are valid options that demonstrate your disapproval of the Biden administration.
here is an article about what your state actually counts & reports of these options
and most importantly, you will be participating in the political process for your local and state representatives which are also extremely meaningful. every inch helps. look at what Minnesota has accomplished since the last election. if enough people show up change can happen.
change is not meaningless just because it seems slow or small. all progress requires steps.
Pov one of the spooky computer guys sent you an email, good luck Sam
JOE KEERY @ The BRIT Awards, announcing the winner of Best New Artist