✶ starting to bore me. ❞

Independent. Private & Selective Portia from Something Rotten! Medium Activity ✶ #truestcrs

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                                    It’s always been you that                                           learns to stand and                                            speak up for what                                           you believe is right!

                    Multimuse ft Isabelle “Izzy” Woods from Legally Blondes

                                                     written by laika

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Plant Personality!

CHAMOMILE; Easy-going, friendly and well liked, you’ve got a gentle and sweet nature and a calming presence that puts others at ease. Your sensitivity to others may cause you to take on too much of other people’s feelings, though, and you may even be prone to worry.

PASSION FLOWER; Deeply concerned about others and the world around you, you have a developed sense of what’s right and just. You’re a bit of an idealist and strive to see your vision of perfection realized in the world. On occasion you get out of balance, and you may feel a deep sense of unease and be prone to worry—especially at night, tossing and turning over all that is wrong or that needs fixing.

PEPPERMINT; Unflappable. You are cool in the crisis, calm in the storm, collected amongst the chaos. You’re a breath of fresh air, a waft of inspiration to the down-and-out, a refreshing, inspiring, uplifting person to be around. Of course, even a cool cucumber like yourself can run into trouble. You may try to take on too much, which can leave you feeling weighed down and not quite yourself.

tagged by; @livebyyourwit

tagging; @chancedrivven ;; @selftrue ;; @hellframed ;; @ofpeculiariity {for Billiam} ;; @journcys {for Bea} ;; @prettywit ;; @lookedpathetic

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Touch Starved Meme

My muse is touch starved, send one for your muse to-

❤️ - Hug my muse from behind 👏 - Ruffle my muse’s hair ✋️ - Hold my muse’s hand 💪 - Pick my muse up 👆- playfully poke my muse ✍️ - Write something on my muse 💋 - Kiss my muse on the cheek 😏 - Playfully headbutt my muse 😝 - Lick my muse 😙 - Cover my muse in multiple kisses 🖐 - Give my muse a backrub 💤 - Cuddle up to my muse 😶 - Quietly lean against my muse 👃- Boop my muse on the nose ✊️- Playfully punch my muse 🙌 - Playfully shove my muse 😖 - Bury their face in my muse’s chest

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Legally Blonde: Elle Woods Sentence Starters: Part 1/?

Omigod.

“This dress needs to seal the deal make a grown man knee, but it can’t come out and say bride.”

“I gotta leave [name] his pride, so bride is more implied.”

“The way he looks at me is totally proposal eyes.”

“So, help me dress for my fairytale. Can’t wear something I got on sale.”

“But the thing is, you can’t use a half loop stitch on china silk. It’ll pucker.”

“And you didn’t just get this in because I saw it in last May’s Vogue.”

“I’m not about to buy last year’s dress at this year’s price.”

“It may be perfect for a blonde, but I’m not that blonde!”

“This one’s perfect and it’s just my size.”

“See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise.”

Serious.

“Okay, I’m even irritating myself.”

“Fit me in!”

“Yes, baby, I’ll give you my hand. Wait?! What?! You’re breaking up with me? But I thought that you were… Proposing.”

“I’m from Malibu. I’m exactly trailer trash here. [celebrity] is our neighbor!”

“Just shut up! What does that mean…I’m not a Jackie? I’m not serious? But I am seriously in love with you.”

Keep reading

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On Anon or not, send “Plot:” + describe something you really want to RP with my muse or something you want to see my muse do (if it’s to/with another RPer, list their username) and I’ll rate it:

fuck no || not really interested || huh?? || give me more details… || sure why not || OMFG YES

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falsettos act one sentence starters

these are some lyrics from the broadway revival of the musical falsettos. feel free to edit pronouns. some of the things on here may be considered nsfw. act two.

❛ i’m jewish! ❜

❛ what we need is a miracle. ❜

❛ we are manipulating people and we need to know our worst sides aren’t ignored. ❜

❛ we’re good in bed. ❜

❛ i’m neurotic, he’s neurotic, they’re neurotic, we’re neurotic. ❜

❛ i want a tight-knit family. ❜

❛ i want it all. ❜

❛ i’m sure you’re not disgusting or indiscreet. ❜

❛ he told me how he loved me, how needed and/or valued me. ❜

❛ daddy is a prick. ❜

❛ will you be my valentine? ❜

❛ don’t make noise, but daddy’s kissing boys. ❜

❛ love reads like a bad biography, all the names are changed to protect the innocent. ❜

❛ god, you’re impossible. ❜

❛ everything he owns is vile. ❜

❛ send me flowers. ❜

❛ i was rich, he was horny. ❜

❛ i would kill for that thrill of first love. ❜

❛ do you love him? ❜

❛ he makes me smile a lot. ❜

❛ i worry a lot. ❜

❛ i could take you to the jewish center? ❜

❛ please see a psychiatrist. ❜

❛ i’m not responsible. ❜

❛ life can be wonderful: isn’t this wonderful? ❜

❛ i chopped it and served his food, the asshole forced me. and still the bastard divorced me! ❜

❛ you probably hurt his pride. ❜

❛ i caught them in the den. ❜

❛ it’s just he’s so damn happy that it makes me so damn mad. ❜

❛ i’m breaking down. ❜

❛ you must exorcise a devil. ❜

❛ i’ll be myself. ❜

❛ now, let’s eat some food! ❜

❛ i’d rather die in this position then remain the saint you think you know. ❜

❛ is it fatal? ❜

❛ well, i think it’s clear. ❜

❛ what do I do? what do i say? how do i ask? what do i hope for? ❜

❛ is this therapy? ❜

❛ why is he always here? ❜

❛ why don’t you feel alright for the rest of your life? ❜

❛ i love you, dear. ❜

❛ i’ll love you until i die. ❜

❛ i divorced my wife, she dried her eyes. ❜

❛ i can’t believe she loves you. ❜

❛ i got it all. ❜

❛ i’m sure we’re gonna come through it. ❜

❛ i’m tired of all the happy men who rule the world. ❜

❛ that said, i’ll be his wife. ❜

❛ teach it to your brother. ❜

❛ does this mean that i’m a fairy? ❜

❛ winning is everything to me. ❜

❛ nothing is everything to me. ❜

❛ chess ain’t how your boyfriend thinks! ❜

❛ all i wants a kiss. ❜

❛ visit when you please. ❜

❛ should she love me? ❜

❛ could he love me? ❜

❛ i’ve a good and bad side, but they’re one in the same. ❜

❛ all my recreation seems to suit me okay. ❜

❛ i am sure his divorce is a tribute to me. ❜

❛ he’s sweet and he’s warm and he loves me so. ❜

❛ he’s sweet and he’s mean. ❜

❛ do i love him? no. ❜

❛ i never wanted to love you. ❜

❛ i never wanted till death do we two part. ❜

❛ kid, be my son. ❜

❛ i loved you. ❜

❛ i love you. ❜

❛ you can sing a different song. ❜

❛ you’ll be a man, kid. ❜

❛ sing for us all. ❜

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if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”

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hellframed

“because, you’re… y’know– female. women aren’t exactly in my area of expertise.”

he claps his hands on her shoulders. “look, portia, love… you’re a lovely girl, and a capable agent, but i just don’t know if i can convincingly act like i’m in love with you. it’s just another layer of risk that we can’t afford. for once, let’s take the long road and play it safe.”

@truestcrs. cont.

Brushing his hand off her shoulder, the blonde faked a smile.

         “Sure... Fortunately, for you, I can’t convincingly play someone’s sibling, especially those who are... William.”

A slight pause.

         “But then again, Bea and I played girlfriends then best friends.”

She flicked a hair strand off her shoulder.

         “So... Siblings, it is then.”

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“I’m not pretending to be your husband for any cause!” ( from kit ofc )

Double Zero Portia (00P)Accepting

          “Why not?”

Portia rolled her eyes.

          “Fake relationship. Mission gets done faster.

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Espionage Starters

“I repeat, you have been compromised!”

“There’s someone in there with you…”

“I’m not pretending to be your husband/wife/parent/friend/etc. for any cause!”

“Just take it and walk away…”

“Why does this always happen?”

“I have visual of the target.”

“This is a suicide mission…”

“They didn’t suspect a thing.”

“We can’t keep get away with this.”

“Where’s the safehouse?”

“Okay, just run through the plan once more…just in case.”

“Just focus on the mission.”

“Is…is that not the password?”

“You look good in that uniform.”

“It’s storming hard out. Are you sure we’ll be able to get out of here?”

“Quick! Hide!”

“Give me your gun!”

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Someone find me that truth meme.

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dothepropaganda:

dothepropaganda:

hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month

feel free to rb this as much as you want! just because it’s tagged with “personal” doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tell your followers this too. let people know you have a safe blog!

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if any of y’all needs a new psd for icons or theme, i have a resources blog for any of your needs.

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‘LET’S BAKE’

You Bake?: Apple pieAccepting

        “Nick.”

Portia took a step inside of his home. Uninvited, but still. She wanted to be generous and hospitable.

        “Nick?”

The blonde took another look around the place. She placed the basket of apples onto the table.

        “Nick? I brought some apples at the market today…and I just thought that we could bake some apple pies together. Wouldn’t that be fun?”

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Portia/Bea

The Ship MemeAccepting

The Feminist and The Christian

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Nigel/Portia

The Ship MemeAccepting

Take It Like A Man!