❥ so much better. ❞

Independent. Private & Selective. Elle Woods from Legally Blonde: The Musical. Replies I Owe ❥ #bricfcased Stat: Doing Responses

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Yule, Snow, Gingerbread

( ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ. )

yule: tag someone who seems to always have a positive attitude -  @bricfcased !!

laika is such a bright light in this world, i can’t even begin to describe how much i adore her. every single one of her posts brings such a huge smile to my face, and i am just so very grateful for her presence on my dash

tag someone who is So Good, So Pure™ -  @contendr !! 

uh y’all already know that i have to talk about zach aka the loml okay. can y’all believe it legitimately just took one (1) message for me to love zach bc ?? i find that totally believable, everyone should love zach it’s the law ilu

tag someone who is dedicated to their muse(s) -  @faithwinged !!

a blessing. every single one of sab’s muses is so developed and hold such realistic complexity that make each of them so genuinely human. the amount of depth each muse holds is astounding and i’ve got heart eyes for days

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“Oh, wait, it was a ghost.”

     “I– I don’t like that sound of that. Ghosts are creepy and scary…”

[mimsiepott]

Emmett Forrest: Ratty Corduroy

i haven’t slept since 1992 !!

Requested by Anonymous | Want one?

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Falsettos: A Tight-Knit Family

i’m breaking down. i’m breaking down. i want a tight-knit family. i love my tight-knit family.

Requested by Anonymous | Want one?

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shit said/overheard at work

i am not a touch tone phone.

i am not a fax machine either.

if you’re going to throw up please do it over there.

that’s what i said, and the next month i was pregnant.

if i get pregnant next month i’ll be the virgin mary.

she’s one heck of a pill.

aww, here’s my girls.

i need to tell someone about my terrible experience.

i need to vent loudly at someone because my mind is blown.

my roommate doesn’t pay rent because she’s a cat.

this is my story-telling pose.

yo dude. you can’t tell i’m lying right now.

there are some names you never forget.

you don’t seem very enthused about your present.

[name] is like everyone’s personal cheerleader today.

it’s the little things!

now i’m 180lbs of solid chinese take-out.

i could sing. then you’d really feel bad.

thanks for your emotional support.

her secret santa must actually like her.

don’t say i never did anything for you.

…i could tell them about it.

but at least you know you can always get a slushie.

how are you going to get married?

welp, back to the dungeon.

tell them i died in a fiery, explosive tragedy and can’t come to the phone.

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you know what i thought the first time i saw you? that woman wears a lot of pink? no, that woman can make a difference...

↳ Quote(s) from Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)

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dontagree

@bricfcased / ( sc. )

❝  it was horrible  .  .  . but also kind of hilarious.  ❞

     “That’s terrible!”

--was the only thing that Elle could say. She wasn’t expecting for him to tell her an embarrassing story on Emmett.

    “I did NOT want to know all of that, but. Are you sure that it’s Emmett and not Emery?”

[rpmemes-galore]

Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural — Postmortems pt. 2

“Oh, well. Oops.”

“It’s me… bone-stilts.”

“I don’t want to kill you.”

“And I’ll tell you a thing.”

“My belt actually broke…”

“Oh, wait, it was a ghost.”

“Yes, I was dead serious.”

“Well, that’s what they get.”

“I want an exploding old lady.”

“My thing is, I don’t give a shit.”

“What do you want me to say?”

“If they end up being real, great!”

“That’s exactly why this is weird!”

“Hey, ghosts, you want some guns?”

“You’re a skyscraper in tennis shoes.”

“Maybe you’ll bond with someone’s fist.”

“I think I’m just getting a little bit braver.”

“It was like walking through a nightmare.”

“You couldn’t get less brave, at this point.”

“We gotta keep you on top of your game.”

“They think we caught a ghost on camera.”

“That kinda sounded like a whimper to me.”

“You look like the witch from SNOW WHITE.”

“Why would all grown-up ghosts want pistols?”

“The realistic answer for me is, it was a ghost.”

“I think I’m gonna buy you a punch in the face.”

“I’m not gonna roll over for any shitty evidence.”

“They get it, they get it. They don’t need anymore.”

“You hear my thing first, and then I’ll hear your thing.”

“You ever heard a little kid cry before? It’s not pleasant!”

“I think that’s a testament to you being wildly out of shape.”

“I have a healthy fear of things that should not be messed with.”

“A lot of beds are too small for me. My feet just hang off of them.”

“And they don’t teach you that in history books, which is fucked up.”

“We hitched up, slapped that horse on the ass, and let drag us through town!”

“Meanwhile, my bones are being eaten by crabs on the bottom of the ocean floor.”

“Logic is not getting in a Puritan costume, showing up in the middle of nowhere, and looking for ghosts.”

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...i pretend you’re mine, all the damn time ‘cause i like you...

↳ Delicate

[lyricscity]

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ME? OKAY.     i still can’t wrap it around my head that emmett (christopher in the book) wrote poems to elle as her secret admirer while sending her study notes for her classes in stan.ford. poems! out of everything emmett could think of. he wrote her poems. of course, this is book emmett. not musical or movie emmett. but... all versions of elle would have emmett watch miss congeniality with her.

[mimsiepott]

Book Posters: Elle Woods from Legally Blonde by Amanda Brown

“Please,” Elle frowned, “she’s gorgeous now. Why would she tell you she used to look like the Blueberry Girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?”

[blondieaesthetic]

Make Me Choose: Elle or & Emmett ;; Legally Blonde: The Musical

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the last one that i did of my fcs for elle is a little outdated.

Do.ve Cam.eron (aged 17 - 18) ;; I use her for my High School verse and for Pre-Musical stuff even though her Sing It Loud[er] (Liv & Maddie) costume is very Pac Prep. And Dove’s Maddie outfits fits my headcanons of Elle during High School.

Lau.ra Be.ll Bun.dy (aged 19 - 24) ;; My default FC as I have plenty of resources of her as Elle and her Christmas movies are perfect for holiday-themed threads.

Sun.ny Mab.rey (aged 25 - 30) ;; I use her for my Elle Forrest verse. Yes, Elle Forrest. Sunny has done many mature roles and her outfits during her photoshoots just fits my headcanons of Elle “borrowing” Emmett’s clothes.

Bec.ky Guls.vig (aged 16+) ;; I use her for AUs unless she doesn’t fit the plot that I’ve written for what Elle is doing and going through in the AU. But mostly, for my Hog.warts verse for Elle. Becky just gives me the Hog.warts vibe.

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♗ because ily and love you graphics

‘CAUSE NOBODY SCREWS WITH SOMEBODY WHO’S LEGALLY BLONDE  !!

let me make some icons for y’all  /  accepting  !

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forwardmoved

@bricfcased

        “like, bad christmas sweaters? some people just want to see the world burn, right? i look terrible! but here i am, suffering to make friends happy.”

         “Exactly. I tried wearing those Chanukkah sweaters, but. Nothing seems to be in my color. They’re all in navy. So.. I get where you are coming from.”

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Book Posters: Legally Blonde by Amanda Brown

Elle Woods, California University senior, seems to have it all. President of Delta Gamma sorority, she’s aced her major–sociopolitical jewellery design-and is on the verge of becoming Mrs. Warner Huntington III. Too bad Warner, bound for Stanford Law, dumps her with the explanation that he now needs a more “serious” woman at his side. Faced with this unexpected reversal of fortune, Woods doesn’t get depressed, she gets busy.