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et tu, bro?
in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar
unfortunately those silly musicals about the most fucked up little town in Michigan have bewitched me
“who will pray for you 🫵”
made me think of her
something something, the Town That Now Sure Despises Musicals
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TGWDLM x NPMD | Paul, Emma and Ted | Richie, Ruth and Pete
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i'm dead
the blood is all but draining from my head
the nightmare started there but now has spread
my pulse is certainly dropping
my life is hanging on by a thread
went on autopilot for an hour drawing this in my notes app instead of doing homework. oops.
I SWEAR I HAVE NOT SEEN A SINGLE PERSON TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE THE WAY I SAW IT AND I’M LOSING MY MIND SO HERE’S MY RANT.
This was THE moment where Valentino’s entire character snapped into focus. NOT because of violence, NOT because of dominance, but because of BOUNDARIES.
Everyone spent the whole first half of the season painting Valentino as “the weak one,” the “scared one,” the one “under Vox’s thumb,” like he was just this pathetic wet cat clinging to his terrifying TV boyfriend, and this episode proved beyond doubt that Valentino was never physically powerless, “too scared to fight back,” or physically beneath Vox. HE COULD HAVE DESTROYED VOX AT ANY TIME. He is terrifying when he wants to be. He rips the man’s HEAD off like he’s removing a stubborn jar lid. This is not someone who is “too weak” to defend himself.
The gag is this: He didn’t. BECAUSE. HE. LOVED. HIM. That was the line he wouldn’t cross. Hurting Vox (seriously) was the one thing he would not do. Until this scene.
Because THIS, AND THIS ALONE, was the thing that finally crossed Valentino’s boundary. Not Vox yelling. Not Vox controlling him. Not Vox being arrogant or cruel or bigoted or insufferably smug. No. Valentino doesn’t freak out over any of that, because that’s just “Vox being Vox.” He’s lived with that for years. He knows that version of Vox. He’s built his life around that version.
What he cannot handle, what cracks him open, is Vox finally admitting, out loud, that he does not care if he lives or dies, essentially saying “I don’t care if I die as long as Alastor goes down with me.”
Do people understand what a HORROR that is for Valentino?
That is the exact moment he realizes: “Oh. You don’t care if YOU survive. You don’t care if WE survive. You would trade your own life—AND MINE, AND VELVETTE’S—just to settle a seven-year grudge.”
THAT is the betrayal. The betrayal is Vox giving up on EXISTENCE. The betrayal is Vox saying “You don’t matter enough to keep me alive.” The betrayal is Vox saying “WE don’t matter enough to keep me alive.”
And THAT is when Valentino stops being gentle. He tries, obviously, he reaches out softly, and it is the softest this man has ever been, and Vox SHOVES HIM AWAY, and that’s it. The moment Vox rejects the olive branch, the moment Vox chooses oblivion over their bond, Valentino flips from heartbroken to survival mode.
Not because he stopped loving him, but because loving him is EXACTLY why he refuses to let Vox kill them all.
So he does the one thing he’s never done before: he hurts him. He yanks his entire head off, violently and decisively, not out of anger, but out of sheer terror that the man he loves is trying to die.
This whole time, he wasn’t restrained because he was weak. He was restrained because he cared.
And the ONLY thing that finally pushed him past that restraint was the realization that Vox would rather annihilate himself—and everyone around him—than let go of the stupid deer vendetta.
This is not “Vox being Vox.” This is Valentino realizing: “Oh. You stopped choosing life. And if you stop choosing life, I have to choose it for you.”
Valentino’s not naïve. He didn’t “miss the red flags.” He walked into the field, collected the flags, waved them around like parade banners, and kissed the man holding them. He knew EXACTLY who Vox was, and he still said yes.
Valentino doesn’t rip Vox’s head off to win. He’s not trying to dominate him. He’s not trying to “put him in his place.” It’s literally the opposite. He takes Vox’s head because he has NO OTHER WAY to keep him alive.
Also let’s talk about the symbolism because YES, IT’S SYMBOLIC.
Vox loses his HEAD. The part he thinks with. The part he plots with. The part he obsesses with. The part that is STUCK on Alastor like a looping broadcast. And Valentino literally rips off the part of Vox that wants to die. Valentino and Velvette are left holding the part of Vox that matters most to them: the part that thinks, schemes, talks, curses, teases, obsessively obsesses over them. The part that defines him as Vox. The body, all the posturing, the brute force, the physical dominance? Not necessary. Gone.
The audacity of this scene is unreal. This is love distilled to pure preservation of the self he cannot lose, and it hits harder than any overtly romantic scene ever could.
i think the funniest thing ive seen come out of s2 are the new vox fans who are shocked to learn vox isnt gay
Sounds more like begging...to me.
I don't regret spending my entire evening doing this. Yall. Take it. Spam it. Go crazy. I also did this without the mud mask and cucumber, so if yall are good, I might drop that. Someone suggested I put a cucumber in place of his monocle.
vox may be inciting a war but alastor is out here inciting a divorce
i think my favorite type of relationship trope is "stopped believing in love a long time ago" and "genuinely doesn't think they're worthy of love" falling for each other in the MOST romantic way possible
orange is such a pretty color too, it’s a pretty girl album, love that for us
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