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It’s Tom Hiddleston’s birthday today, and I’m giving away THREE Thor Ragnarok Loki posters SIGNED by the birthday man himself. Reblog this for a chance to win one of them. Seriously.

It’s a sweet little promo that Marvel is letting me do to help bring awareness to Thor Ragnarok’s release on digital (2/20) & Blu-ray/4K (3/6).

Hey, they asked me, man. They know I exist. So ya, rb for a chance to win!

speedlimit15

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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name something purer than this. i’ll wait

bando--grand-scamyon

I’m cryingggg

stability

Canada is rampant with conflict

marisatomay

Every time Trump speaks he sounds like a student who not only didn’t do the reading but had the bad luck of being called on first by the professor so now they have no basis for their bullshitted answer and it’s painfully obvious they don’t know what the hell is going on

collegiate-confession

I wish this was a joke

yawnralphio-archive

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

selenagomezgifs

bellygangstaboo

I am deceased

bellygangstaboo

minor update:

collegiate-confession

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batbitequeen-deactivated2018021

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

maxknightley

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

eangelic

ultrafacts

bestnatesmithever

What if it bites me and it dies?

finalellipsis-deactivated201807

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

babblingfishes

What if it bites itself and I die?

william-petrisous-and-other-blo

It’s voodoo.

the-ordinary-nerd

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

tpt-moved

That’s correlation, not causation.

pizzadut

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

demonsinsuits

that’s kinky

pizzadut

oh my god

the-last-snow-elf

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

egobuzz

canada’s pride and joy is a doughnut shop named after and founded by a hockey player in the 1960s

egobuzz

for all you non-canadian’s who think I’m exaggerating:

“Tim Hortons holds 62% of the Canadian coffee market (compared to Starbucks, in the number two position, at 7%)

“Canadians eat more doughnuts per capita and have more doughnut outlets per capita than any other nation“

“The company [Tim Hortons] opened twice as many Canadian outlets as McDonald's and system-wide sales also surpassed those of McDonald’s Canadian operations as of 2002”

“The chain accounted for 22.6% of all fast food industry revenues in Canada in 2005.”

dykeogenes

there is more to this story and it actually gets better

tim horton the hockey player’s signature move was literally picking opposing players up and hugging them. the guy was like 6′5 on skates, built like a tank, would have come out on top in every hockey fight except that he absolutely refused to punch. someone would hit him and he’d just pick them up in a giant, angry bear hug.

this one time he broke his jaw and leg in a collision and was off the ice for years, and this freaked him tf out, because dude bro do i like…….have value behind all this muscle? what if this like……happens again, bro? what if i can’t play hockey, bro? huh? bro. basically he broke his face and had an existential crisis. happens to the best of us.

so he started a donut shop because he figured he’d need something to do when the next injury rolled around, seeing as oblivion lurks around every corner and none of us have a purpose. he started it in hamilton, ontario. coffee was ten cents.

anyways, when his face got better, he invited a police officer to come run his company so he could go play more hockey. which he did.

so: canada’s pride and joy is a donut shop named after and founded by a touch-starved hockey player in the midst of an existential crisis, that was later run by a cop when the aforementioned hockey player left to play more hockey, that then somehow ate up 62% of the canadian coffee biz. god bless.