Trunk!

Just a little guy who maybe likes to write smut sometimes! I can’t stop you but I prefer you be AT LEAST 16+ if you’re going to interact with my posts. Please.

[trunky-funky]

I’m back and now obsessed with Matthew Lillard again.

[trunky-funky]

Hi guys! I’d like to apologize for any harm in this community. I just feel as though its turned toxic and completely based off of harassment and canceling. Its gross. I won’t be deleting this or anything, frankly I don’t want to give this person that satisfaction. But I most likely won’t be interacting with many of the people I was interacting with.

I’d like to say that my friend Cinq is not at fault and she did not know my age as we didn’t discuss personal information.

Though I would like to say that the person whose calling her and I out is indeed a minor. (A minor who has harassed multiple people in this community and has told me some extremely harsh and unacceptable things.) Take that hypocrisy as you will. Thank you.

Maybe this doesn’t seem professional, but after I and my friends have been harassed by this person, I don’t really care anymore.

[trunky-funky]

Hey, I think I missed something. What happened? (Only if you're okay with letting me know 💕)

i’ve recently gotten into something extremely private with someone who used to be a tumblr writer. i thought they were gone until they made posts claiming that i was 16 and shaming Cinq for associating with me and has claimed that she pressured me into writing nsfw fics even though my last fic was posted a while before i’d even met her.

this person who wrote about me is a minor.

[cinquieme]

PLEASE STOP I WISH YOU COULD SEE MY FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF REACTION I AM HAVING TO THIS DISCOVERY

HUHHHHHHHHHH?!?!

UGHHA WHHHH GAWWWDDDDDDD

whore?! he's basically shirtless, jjust fucking just awww fffuck just take it off at this point

i'm going to start breaking shit.

just let me ride it just let me ride it let me sit on it please? i'll only use one cheek if you love me you'll let me ride it

[fullmetalfisting]

Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

[arfbarkwoof]

if they're not humping the mattress and on the verge of cumming just from eating me out then whats the point honestly

[luvrxbunny]

i really really really love the idea of a guy who basically can’t separate his positive emotions from his dick

so like if you’re nice to him? he’s hard

if you’re soft with him? he’s hard

you buy him a present? he’s hard.

you remember an anniversary? you remember his favorite song, movie, or show? he’s hard.

or if you’re doing simple tasks that he thinks are cute like you’re watching your feet while you walk, or biting your lip while you read, or fixing your glasses, tucking your hair behind your ear, or leaning away, scared out of your mind to avoid a flying bug.

he’s so fucking hard.

and even better he doesn’t want you to know. so he’s constantly excusing himself to take care of the issue.

or he can’t get away for some reason and you’re being too adorable so he ends up cumming, untouched in his pants. he can’t hold in his moans and that’s how you find out.

or one day he’s had enough and just takes himself out and starts jerking off with you right there. not explaining anything because he’s too desperate to stop so you just watch him frantically pump his cock until he cums.

[sqiblet-deactivated20231113]

@ tiktok mattrey fandom it’s clear that not too many of you guys have ever seen a flaccid penis. that’s all i’m gonna say

[knifevial]

[cock-tail-party-deactivated2024]

No because these two fuckers are 100% competing for Matt

Until Matt tells them to behave then they're like

[mattsdae]

also i’m heavily considering writing a pegging fic for matt,,,

[trunky-funky]

pls. im on my knees with tears

[johnnyknoxvilleseye]

this image is so funny to me: trey looks so bashful in this picture bc of his pose and matt’s like don’t look at him cut the cameras-

[mattsdae]

do y’all think matt gets pegged

[aimlesslittlemoth]

[johnnyknoxvilleseye]

i would love to be around a wine drunk trey parker. I often think of those pics of him drinking wine he seems so silly and cute and fun aww.

[cinquieme]

(FIC RECS)

FANTASTIC, SHOWSTOPPING,

NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!

(if you see your fic listed in this post and don’t want it there, dm me for removal)

DOUG REMER x READER

⭐️“Walk In” by @stickofcha0s

⭐️“Hazy” by @remersgf

MATT STONE x READER

⭐️A Period Sex Drabble by @mattsdae

⭐️“Handsome Stranger” by @mabelstone

⭐️“Insomniac” by @sqiblet

⭐️“So Mean” by @mattsdae

⭐️“The Snappening” by @treypark

JOE COOPER x READER

⭐️“You’re Fired” by @telekineticseance

TREY PARKER x READER

⭐️“Homecoming” by @sqiblet

Not only am I forgetting some, but I’m sure there will be more for me to recommend. Do make sure to heed the warnings for each work.

[trunky-funky]

hehe I helped her with this 🤭

[trunky-funky]

I can’t stop thinking about post-covid Butters basically being Seth Green.

Little (short) guy who (Matt and Trey knew in the 90s/2000s) grew older to be an NFT bro.

Idk if theres any other comparisons but I used to be obsessed with Seth Green because of Buffy and when I saw Post-Covid I was like “oh?” so I had to share this.