trust me.

Jessica, age 17. I really just post whatever makes me happy but I am very easily amused... k, well have a nice day and enjoy!

[unclefather]

[mintelly]

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

[fakethistoyourgrave-blog]

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

[hahlsey-blog]

do u mean excited

[grantofalltrades]

[creeproll]

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

[truststrangers]

parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted

me: fine can i go out

parents: no

[iremade333-deactivated20150328]

U ever start watching a movie and immediately think “Wow this has way too many white people.”

[sterileritalin-blog]

If you do,go back the the hole you came from because thats racist

[iremade333-deactivated20150328]

if u actually think that me saying that theres an overabundance of white people in movies is racist then boy do i have some news for u

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

Not in my neighborhood

[mhmgrams]

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

YALL GOTTA STOP

[humortrain]

[simsgonewrong]

found it omfg, was in the right tag but my theme didn’t load ^^

[ceecil]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[shrimpfur]

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

[kth1-main]

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

[tastefullyoffensive]

[exileisland]

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

[lalulutres]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

[fhoantells]

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[truststrangers]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[weloveshortvideos]

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

[castielsteenwolf]

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

[to-wreeeck]

[so-much-hilarity-deactivated201]

look at Daniel pulling Rupert away in the last one 

[smalltownboymp3]

never not reblogging