the truth in cliches

When I say I like men with tattoos I mean I like men COVERED in tattoos. Just to clarify. 22

[thebeautifulmind]

[royaljiminie]

x

[llleighsmith]

someday someone is gonna be so soft and gentle with your heart, you’re gonna be so glad you kept it open, you’re gonna wonder why you ever thought about quieting it down

[fallingintoplac]

Me trying to have a normal conversation:

friend: okay, good night then.

my insecure ass: night… and uh btw pls tell me if I am ever annoying you in any way, okay?

friend: you never really annoy me, stop worrying :)

my insecure ass: omg sorry I’m just so stupid and insecure and stupid and insecure and annoying and sorry …

[impalassible-nottolove]

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

[trans-lesbian-glimmer]

Direct action

[surprisebitch]

chaotic good

[zenpencils]

KEVIN SMITH: It costs nothing to encourage an artist

[lil-perverted-princess-deactiva]

IMPORTANT

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

[kristenwiiggle]

[poems-and-word]

[tienes-mi-corazon]

“I was too scared to show you my whole self. So I always just gave you tiny pieces. But you built a whole new me out of all those pieces. A better me, a more beautiful me.”

[dr4cul4]

“You don’t ever talk”

Correction: I talk plenty, I just don’t talk to you.

[average-smoothie-enjoyer]

Reblog if you think every animal deserves to be happy and safe.

[tullipsink]

why do i feel like i am so hard to love

[fassylovergallery]

[pencilsmudges]

wow Grimm could you be any sassier