(hello friends! This alien is a new offical! This alien is here to learn earth customs!!)
Shmeep borp shweep goop
(this alien is 17 earth rotations old and is on their first mission!)
Gloop shmeep swaa gleop
(this alien has no understanding of human genders but you may call them they/them they suppose)
Gleep glorp shmeep shmoop
(sometimes this alien's translator may mess up, so bear with them!)
Shwoop zorg blorp shleep zorg @algae122
(this alien has been adopted by @/algae122!)
Bloop borp gleep glorp shweep
(this alien may sometimes dissapear into space for a few days! Do not worry, this alien will return)
Mod hasn't translated any of the above yet so it makes no sense in the language I'm making for this little alien fuck. Sorry, I might do that at some point lmao
So uhm so far I have made the language as follows:
TONAL INDICATORS
Shwamalama = sometimes used for when an emotion is strong, sometimes used as a phrase meaning 'very much'
Eg. Bloop shwamalama means this alien thanks you very much
meep = happy
Tweep = questioning tone, or it can mean the word 'what'
Neep = sad
Weep = scared
Gimpy bleeo = extreme excitement or distress, add other emotion indicator to inform which one
Leep = anger
Loop = hungry
Noop = silly
Peep = bored
Spapapa = extreme emotion/word, used in cases where it is stronger than shwamalama
**emotion indicators go at the end of a sentence, e.g. aoaoaoaoao xorp meep Blimpy Foo Womp Womp neep. The neep goes at the end to indicate that this sentence is sad. Placed elsewhere in the sentence, it would form a different word, such as with xorp meep, which has an emotion indicator but combined it means 'live/lived'
WORDS/PHRASES
Bloop = this alien/I/me/we/you/she/he/they/it
Zoog = real/not fake
Lorp = to compliment
Zorg = event/thing that happened
Xorp = to learn (can also be used for things such as 'watch', 'study', 'meet', etc.)
Voop = to collect/gather
Homoop = homosexual.
Bloop = thank you
(bloop is used for many, many words, and thewaning is gleaned from contextual clues or tonal indicators. If used more than once in a sentence, they can occasionally be combined into one. E.g. 'this alien thanks you very much' bloop = this alien AND thanks, so the translation is Bloop Shwamalama)
Xeep = to sleep
Reep = to walk/run/crawl
(Reep is used for walking, running and crawling, so trimp along with tonal indicators are used alongaide. Reep trimp = crawl, Reep shwamalama = walk, Reep trimp spapapa = run)
Trimp = tired
Wap = although/however
Boop = say/speak
Blimpy = big/large
Blompo = small
Foo = teeth
Womp womp = dead
Blimpy Foo Womp Womp = dinosaur
Zorp = Animal
Ga = food
Woy = wants/longs for
Foof = scary
Nayop = share
Oo = now/at present
Ou = in the future/later (the further away it is, the more ou's you add. E.g. if something is years away, you might put ouououououououououou)
Ao = in the past/before (same rule as above: more ao's for the further in the past)
(ou and ao can be used to turn other words into past or future tenses)
Xorp = Live/die
(to make 'live', write Xorp meep, and to make 'die', write Xorp neep)
Yoy = cool/amazing/wonderful
Woop = found/discovered
Bwap = think/thought
Opp = fun
Rorp = to do/ action word
Zrp = fluffy
Et = not
(or Et can be used simply to turn the sentence negative)
I am herobrine, God of the viewer is the right thing to do with foundation staff that are found wasting time mid-test and I think is the POV of the viewer and the video is the POV of the viewer and the video is so I can talk to you
This alien has learned some humans 'roll their eyes' to show displeasure. This alien did not know humans could take out their eyeballs. Wouldn't the eyes get dirty rolling on the floor? Or does humans roll them in their hands? This alien will conduct further research.
We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
