Trve kvlt memes

[trve-kvlt-memes]

Guys, Time II just dropped 🥹🤘

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Gylve Nagell core

[blackmetaltv]

It's that time of the year again...

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[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Alice Cooper - Welcome to My Nightmare; The Black Widow 🕷️

[texaschainsawmascara]

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[rifflordjerrycantrell]

[trve-kvlt-memes]

I wanna know no 8 :)

8. A song about drugs or alcohol

That’s a easy one! I can’t just choose one :)

Korpiklaani - Jägermeister, Vodka, Tequilla

Alestorm - Drink

Nordheim - Beer, Metal, Trolls and Vomit (my fav <3)

Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

Thank you for a question!

[trve-kvlt-memes]

I need to update the list :) Alice in Chains - Angry Chair

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[lessonincanvases]

I’m taking the term world tour away from artists and management they can have it back when they’ve shown they know how to use it properly

[lessonincanvases]

anyway.

[bathorycassette]

i am living proof that you can be the kvltest in the room while also being the silliest goose

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

I think this is a great idea.

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[blackmetallersdoingnormalstuff]

[clouds-of-wings]

Hi guys, Jari here!

After the INSANE success of the first kickstarter 6 years ago, Teemu and I were ready to retire on the Bahamas. But you guys kept insisting that we make another album or whatever, so now we are BACK. The new kickstarter is bigger, it's better, and it's a tumblr poll. You can decide yourself which part of our studio you want to contribute to.

If we get to 100 votes total, the following stretch goal will be in effect: ALL SAUNA VOTES COUNT DOUBLE!

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!! 1 VOTE = 1K€!!

Recording equipment, an actual studio, etc.

Taxes or whatever(??)

16GB RAM sticks

Sauna

Massage therapy for Jari's goldfish

Full-time employee who will argue with angry fans on FB all day

Ramen &amp; ketchup, food of champions, for multi-month recording sessions

WinRAR license

Non-suspicious flight tickets for 2 to the Bahamas

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[clouds-of-wings]

Hi guys, Jari here!

The response to our new kickstarter was INSANE. We got 33 contributions, which is 32 more than my "Buy Jari a new knit hat for the winter" kickstarter got. By the way, thanks for that Grandma!

You have told us clearly what matters the most to you, and trust me: your hard-earned cash will be put to good use. I have spent the last 15 hours buying the 267 WinRAR licenses you guys funded one by one and signed up my goldfish for the massage therapy he so desperately needs. 60 sessions à 100€ per hour will do wonders for his mental health.

1000€ will buy a lot of RAM and 2000€s' worth of Ramen is nothing to scoff at. The bad news however is that the 1000€ for taxes are only a small fraction of what I owe the Finnish state and 4000€ doesn't bring us much closer to an actual studio. But fortunately for me, that doesn't matter, because you were so generous regarding the flight tickets and Teemu and I can now charter a private plane...

HAHAHA BYE SUCKERS! HERE'S YOUR TIME 2: TIME 2 BAKE IN THE SUN FOR 10 YEARS WHILE MY FANS IMPLODE FROM ANGER HAHAHAHA TROLOLO OWNED U MAD?

[trve-kvlt-memes]

Happy New Year my fellow metalheads! \m/