The reasons why I got kicked out of Medic school.

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It’s four in the morning, might as well do some shit posting…

This is Why Our DM Left Overwatch: @outofcontextdnd and Overwatch 1/?

[deflare]

Okay.

But what if.

What if.

Overwatch RPG.

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"Dude is fucked up" is not proper radio etiquette, not is it proper trauma alert criteria.

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Talking to a nurse on the phone

Us:  Tell us about the patient.

Nurse:  He's between 5'12 and 6 foot...

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On turning a patient for wound care

Nurse: ... That is a perplexing butthole.

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The phrase "Trust me, I'm a paramedic student" does not inspire confidence.

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The next step in any scenario is never "Get back in the ambulance and pretend we didn't see it."

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The answer to any question regarding treatment of cardiac arrhythmias is never "Shock them into a rhythm I know"