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24 he/him || talk to me about audio horror, rock climbing, and romanticizing science || I bite

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[salticid]

source

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

[bingokill]

settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

[sanguinewolves]

​me but i would turn the corner spider setting on #spiderlover #spiderfan #spidersarecool #spider #spiders

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[trycatalyst]

the concept of 1L of water is so grounding. I feel safe with my 1 liter of water. I hold my 1. liter of water in my hands and I know she'll provide for me. I am prepared for hell and high water. my 1L <3 my nalgene <3 you hold back the demons you keep my course straight and trye my 1L

[curioscurio]

aragorn seeing a scared little boy that knows hes going to die fighting 10,000 roided up monsters and trying to give him a pep talk. swinging THE most shitass busted up sword in all of helms deep and giving it back to the kid and going "this is a good sword." knowing full well that sword was so ass it couldn't cut butter. kingly behavior. he would make a good lesbian.

[trycatalyst]

$20 for a beer?? US?? This economy is in fucking shambles

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[syring3]

[theonion]

Running his hands through his freshly showered hair while hanging his backpack on the back of his chair, unbearably chipper little motherfucker Dave Mooreland, 31, enthusiastically greeted coworkers this morning after arriving straight from the gym, sources at Alperin and Associates marketing agency reported.

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[wifehaver103947]

what im thinking about at any given moment

[wifehaver103947]

[wifehaver103947]

[weepingchoir]

Guy in the pit just said “forgive me master” I gotta get the fuck out

[mizuform]

doing good baby

[mizuform]

doing good baby

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[unyieldingsilence]

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