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[tryiingtohclp]

Ask my muse for a favor:

"I need a place to spend the night."

"Can I come over and use your shower?"

"I need you to buy me a pregnancy test."

"Will you come bail me out of jail?"

"My basement flooded, wanna lend me a hand cleaning up?"

"Can you come over and help me study for this test?"

"Pick me up something to eat on your way over?"

"I need a ride to work tomorrow."

"Help me clean my house?"

"Can you watch my dog for me this weekend?"

"Do you have a jacket I can borrow?

"I need some condoms and a leaf-blower, can you bring them over ASAP?"

"I need you to be my date this Friday night."

"Can you come pick me up?"

"Lend me $500?"

"Can I borrow your car?"

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"Are you all right?"

  ‘ yeah - i just tripped ...’

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“Ben’s nice. He’s my friend. We don’t leave friends behind. That’s my vote.” — Clementine

[tryiingtohclp]

Hurt/wounded sentence starters

"Listen.. listen t'me... I'm so proud of you..."

"The world's not as bad as you think it is."

"Call it a metalcut. Like a papercut, but bigger and more lethal."

"It hurts."

"Call an ambulance!"

"Help me."

"Are you all right?"

"No, stay with me. Stay awake."

"Wake up!"

"We need to get out of here."

"Forget it."

"I can patch you up. You'll be fine."

"Stop complaining!"

"Who did this to you?"

"What are you doing in a hospital-- why are you bleeding?"

"It's just a flesh wound."

"What do you mean, you're okay?"

"Put it down."

"How did this one happen, exactly?"

"If you didn't want her to slap you, you shouldn't've been an idiot."

"Are you serious right now?"

"Do you remember me?"

"Do I know you?"

"How are you feeling?"

"Don't speak. Just.. look at me."

"Keep your eyes open."

"Look at me."

"It's allowed to hurt."

"I can't do this!"

"Just let it happen."

"I don't care. If it will save you, I'll do it."

"I'd do ANYTHING to keep you alive so don't for a second tell me to not worry."

"You're meant to be stronger than this."

"Pull something out that will fix this. You always have something."

"I'm not actually a doctor."

"IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE TRAIN?"

"Stop moving."

"Shut up for once, would you?"

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      ( tears begin to form in the brunet’s eyes - there’s a         sniffle here and there. there was once a time he         would get his father a gift, a card, anything. not         anymore. he didn’t know where his family was. )

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KENNY.:

He needs out of this place. That’s what he knows. The others seem to be talking amongst themselves, and Reggie introduced them to some strangers that he didn’t care to meet. All he could think about was finding something flawed in this place that they could use to escape. Then, he hears his name and turns.

His brows furrow as he takes in their face. This boy seemed happy to see him. “Who the hell’re–”

Wait. Kenny’s jaw drops as he processes who’s in front of him. “W-wait, y’ain’t…” He finds himself staring, unbelieving. “H-how the hell..?”

      ( he doesn’t care one bit if carver doesn’t appreciate his         enthusiasm with the newcomers - but then again ben         tends to act before really thinking. )

  ‘ i know right !? i thought i was a complete goner -     but a walker - it fell on me ; the other’s completely     ignored me. that old guy who took the boat was the     one who found me.’

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STRANGER.:

“Some bandits were trying to steal my shit, too bad they didn’t know how to fight properly.” It wasn’t a easy fight, but it was already done.

  ' bandits - i know who you’re talking about ...     they raided MY camp a long time ago.’

      ( how long had it been since he’d heard about the bandits ? months ?         years ? however long, he had been glad they weren’t around as much -         now, to the boy’s dismay - they apparently still were. )

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CLEMENTINE.:

         ❝A french horn?                                     What’s that?❞

She’d never heard of that one before, she used to bang a tangerine, play the triangle and all those other little instruments during a music lesson, usually the lesson ended in an uproar of children furiously banging and shaking their instruments which she herself didn’t like too much.

  ' it's this super cool instrument  - it kinda looks     like a tuba, but it’s totally different !’

      ( excitement increases and it wouldn’t be that         much of a surprise if he attracted walkers         with his happy memories. )

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STRANGER.:

“I wouldn’t lie about something like this. I’m being honest.”       The blood on her hands weren’t even hers, it’ll be forever a mystery.

      ( his grip relaxes somewhat - his usually sense of nervousness and general         wariness however, will continue to plague and nag at his mind. )

  ‘ okay, w - why do you have all of that blood on you.’

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STRANGER.:

tryiingtohclp appears!

“I’m not bit– I’m not infected. Don’t shoot me, please.”

  ' i won’t - just ... don’t lie to me -’

      ( lanky digits wrap around the small hatchet he carries         in his back pocket. )

[laharlgirl]

Over the Garden Wall starter sentences

“Uhh…____..? Where..are we?”

“____! I think we’re lost!”

“This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it.”

“That was your plan remember? ‘Knock him out!’“

“This is my lot in life, this is my burden.”

“So is it nice being a bird?”

“How can you not eat waffles?!”

“___…stop talking to a bush.”

“Maybe they’re going to bury you out here!”

“No no, sorry everybody, sorry. S/he doesn’t have a brain, s/he can’t learn anything.”

“I’m a pushover, remember? I have to do what she tells me to do.”

“You two are literally killing me every moment I’m forced to spend with you.”

“Maybe never! Maybe I’ll never give this up!”

“Okay, I think he’s asleep…let’s go steal his stuff!”

“The beast is upon you!”

“That’s all well and good but you were supposed to get directions!”

“My secrets are too secret.”

“Seriously, nobody wants to hear me play.”

“–We just needed to get out of the rain and we thought this place was abandoned so…”

“The ringing of the bell commands you!”

“I would never leave you, you are my family.”

“I just don’t know what I’m doing out here anymore.”

“I don’t know if we’ll ever get back home.”

“Yes..yes! All hope will soon be lost.”

“Don’t you care about your ____’s soul?”

“There has to be another way.”

“No, there is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest and there is only surrender.”

“____..can we please stop pretending that we’re going to get home?”

“But…anything is possible if you set your mind to it….right?”

“I’m sorry I got us lost ____.”

“We made a promise, didn’t we?”

“That tape has got poetry and clarinet on it ____! POETRY AND CLARINET!”

“At least wait until that storm dies down a bit, you’ll be no good to your ____ dead.”

“I was never any good to him/her alive either.”

“You have figured it out! And I thought you might give up.”

“I suppose after all these years you just don’t care for her anymore…”

“Hold your tongue or I’ll remove it from your mouth!”

“____? ….____ I did it..I beat the beast.”

“Give me my lantern.”

“Your ____ is too weak to go home!”

“Well then…perhaps we better make a deal..”

“Are you ready to see true darkness?”

“Here, ____. I’ve got my own problems to take care of; this one’s yours.”

“Stop! You’ll never see your ____ again!”

“Are you really ready to go back to that empty house!?”

“You can listen to it at my house!”

“Honey, eat your dirt.”

[dreamsofsantafe]

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STRANGER.:

  ‘ good call ’

        kira had been following the other for quite some time now, wanting to make sure         he wasn't another one of the many psychopaths she had already come across.         so far he seemed sane enough.

  ‘ -didn’t mean to scare ya… you got a group? ’

  ' uh ... y-yes. i do.’

      ( he takes two steps back, about to make a run for it in         case she saw through his lie. )

  ‘ please. i don’t want any trouble.’

[tryiingtohclp]

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CLEMENTINE.:

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       ❝Did you sing?            Play a cool guitar?❞

She swung her legs, gazing curiously up at the older boy. He had been in a band? That was so cool!

  ' actually i played this really cool instrument     called the french horn !’

      ( a soft gaze and small smile met his features as he reminisced         excitedly about how cool it had been to receive his very own         letterman jacket. )

  ‘ see ? all of the popular kids had them.’

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