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has good amount of humor links (mobile)

[tsampurado]

www.rbema.com?a=49248075

Anniversary, just one day! ten-percent discount

[petitepluume]

I did a thing.

[betterthankanyebitch]

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[theslowesthnery]

guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls

(source)

[somecutething]

[paintcoveredpup-deactivated2020]

[red-king4]

[oldfilmsflicker]

[ladykate63]

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

[the17thtearoom]

We stan both the wives and the king

[justheretobreakthings]

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

[wingedlioness]

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

[houseofglass]

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

[philosopherking1887]

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

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Bathroom Designs That Should Be Straight-Up Illegal (x)

[thefrogman]

[lubricates]

baby

[worstdril]

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[vethox]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

[farcryfromhere-moved]

brits be eating beaned toast

[mailboxmagee]

[a6]

did i just watch conan obrien try and get the girl in a kdrama without any context and then leave without any context because who am i where am i

[awingedllama]

Greetings, simblr world! I’ve posted a few pictures here and there before on tumblr, but a formal introduction is long overdue. I’m 17 and mostly just a builder, although I hope to one day overcome my chronic “I’ll get around to it” syndrome and venture into making CC and writing stories. Be forewarned: I’m disastrously awkward. It’s a big step for me to actually post this, but I’m excited to finally reach out to become a part of this interesting and diverse community. If you’re a simmer, like/reblog so I can find you and follow you (after which point we will be best friends forever, no takesies-backsies). And now that we’ve exchanged pleasantries, without further ado: onto the build!

◖ eco paradise: industrial meets eco-friendly◗

This is was my build for @lilsimsie’s Simsie Shell Challenge. It’s my favourite build I’ve ever done, and seemed like a natural choice for the first thing to share with the community. The Sims also used an image of it in their Earth Day posts this year (something I still can’t think about without sweating and becoming irrationally nervous, so we won’t talk about that).

      information

NO CC [the windows were made using a get together object]

lot type: residential

price (an expensive boi): §230,802

lot size: 30x20

3bdrm, 3 bath

PLACE WITH “bb.moveobjects” on OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN

EA Gallery ID: a-winged-llama

DOWNLOAD: [Google Drive]

[catsaar]

Vista Silegra

After working on this for 5 days it’s finally done!

This cozy and picturesque town comes with 2 different bars, a restaurant, a café, a bookstore, a hairdresser and a hotel. There’s lots of sightseeing to do and great photo-ops.

Set as a restaurant, but change it up to whatever you like

50x50 lot, Oasis Springs

Cc free, available on the Gallery

EA ID: CatSaar

Tray Files: simfileshare (no ads)

Uses: All current EP, all current GP except Vampires, Moschino, Laundry, Toddler, Bowling, Vintage Glamour, Backyard, Kidsroom, Romantic Garden, Movie Hangout, Spooky, Cool Kitchen, Perfect Patio, Holiday

Place in build mode with bb.moveobjects on

Please don’t reupload or claim as your own

Special thank you to @tigo for inspiring me with the name.

Not a must, but would love a tag if you use this build!!