Generational Incompetence

Drew • 21 • IL • he/him I am the man who eats 40 spiders a day to keep the average up. You’re welcome.

[depsidase]

[tsardrewstar]

“i will give you this food for that food”

“my food is better than your food, so i will give you my food for two of your food”

“i only have one of my food, so can i give you one of this food now and some copper later?”

“sure but i need something to guarantee that you will give me the copper later”

“i will give you this stone tablet recording my debt to you and you can send your servant to receive the copper at a later date, good?”

*a few days later*

“this copper is of poor quality! and my servant was treated rudely! i will NEVER buy copper from ea-nāşir again!”

[mysharona1987]

[byzantienne]

happy unnecessary horse day

[tsardrewstar]

Trump wants “Gulf of America”, everyone one else wants “Gulf of Mexico”

I propose a compromise:

[yesterdaysprint]

Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Mississippi, January 18, 1939

[arkham]

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

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[typhlonectes]

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[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

i'm fucking choking

[butchspace]

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

[dontbeanassbutt]

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

[bluelakeandsky]

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

[tiktoksforlosers]

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[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) with high white spotting

[tsardrewstar]

Even little honeybees lock their doors just like us Americans. They need to do a little dance—a little beehive jive—to get in after they return with the sweet, sweet nectar. Some bees get drunk. The locked door stops the alcoholic bees. They can’t enter, because they’re a little buzzed, can’t beehave, and probably need beehab. The doors also stop bee burglary—bee-on-bee crime. Can’t have shit in Beetroit, a hive of scum and villainy.

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