Needy, Desperate Little Thoughts

|Teddy|pansexual but relate to every gay meme I see|he/his| This is my NSFW sideblog, will contain oversharing, complains and possible audioporn recommendations. Main blog: @theodorebasmanov Mostly ASMR side-blog, my most active one: @teddybasmanov Perfume side blog: @regulushair

[tsarscur]

Evening, pet

I'm Theodore, Teddy, Theo (looking forward to the nicknames you can come up with), he/him (it's a pronounce page link where you can find out everything about my identities and preferred referrals), born in 2001 you do the math.

Might contain:

Monsterfucking;

BDSM of different levels;

Oversharing and complains;

Graphic descriptions of sex and bodies, including but not limited to genitalia;

Discussions of audioporn, mostly gay.

Not my things (no kink-shaming):

Any kind of permanent mutilation;

Needle play;

Anything that draws blood, unless it's a specific fantasy scenario (like vampires and such);

Bathroom kinks;

Hardcore age regression (perfectly cool with Cg/L, but to a certain point);

Feeding/feedy.

[panderapparel]

Pander speedos

[theonlyhankinla]

reading is sexy.  (Tom of Finland born May 8)

[choco-bruno]

Gift

[demilypyro]

cog in the machine: thats sad

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

cock in the machine: dont do that

[tsarscur]

I just came but it's nothing compared to how great it felt when the good VPN finally reconnected.

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[bisquitt]

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I love going through my usual hentai subreddits and seeing highlights like this pop up more and more:

[tsarscur]

Just fully by accident found a genuine 1928-29 pornographic animation on rule34. The world is an amazing place.

[natalieironside]

Have you tried just channeling your instincts to appease into BDSM instead of letting them inform your political philosophy?

If you really just have a deeply ingrained need to be in a hierarchical space and give respect to ppl u call ur superiors, like. Hi. We can do that for you. I know some people.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

if you really want to lick boots we can make that happen but with better boots

[naamahdarling]

We have flavored boot polish.

[thebibliosphere]

And snacks for after.

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[quark-art]

had to draw this

[doc-art]

doodles for a buddy, nihea tries some looks from the kushan empire

[doc-art]

Do you perchance have any fine ass bbw boar/pig women lying around, i can only assume a market exists for them

I have indeed drawn some big boar women before

love me some beeg boar

[defibrinationsyndrome]

christmas isnt about the presents, and it isnt about christ or whatever. its about drawing deer furries in bondage harnesses that have jingle bells all over them. thats what it;s about

[newblvotg]

[tsarscur]

Saw someone replying to a fatphobic reel and the reply was great and everything but the original reel said "if it doesn't make you hotter don't put it in your mouth" and I composed a helpful little list of things putting which in one's mouth will probably make a person hotter though you shouldn't actually eat any of them:

cock - that includes cis and trans cocks of all sorts;

strap;

clit;

toes;

fingers;

other people's tongues;

gag (ball gag, spider gag or stick gag - bonus points if it's shaped like a bone);

prosthetic vampire fangs;

prosthetic orc tusks;

any sort of wind instrument (if you can actually play it);

vargan or mouth harp or whatever you all it (same rule applies);

a good cigar (under specific circumstances and if you're proficient with it);

a cigarette holder (the cigarette itself is not hot in my opinion).

[isa-sketches]

"Hello treasure"

The dragon patiently waited for you to wake up. Excited to finally have something new to add into his ever growing collection ~

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