Spiteful Sprites

trans nonbinary (they/them) | pansexual | Xican Welcome, it's always a pleasure to see you.

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[enki2]

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[conchacrumb]

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

[taquito]

nice dick as always bro

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[valiumsugar]

i have princess in a tower disorder (uncontrollable isolation)

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[byjove]

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.