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if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

#this is the first audible laugh im gonna have today huh #it just jumped right out

houndmother

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

cali

Mama teamwork: Jirachi and Deoxys manipulate an emptiness for play

link to this as a print + crops if you cant zoom in far enough ( do zoom in, my biggest picture yet )

I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.

aprilwitching-deactivated201808

the world is a strange and wonderous place

#trolled again by the ol pedia

katelyn-danger

At the risk of sounding stupid, I just found out how long the stone age lasted. In my head it's about as long as other historical time periods, a couple thousand years before ancient egypt, and conceptually looks like a bad car insurance commercial. Nope! Dead wrong! The stone age lasted for 3.4 MILLION YEARS.

crosspollytaupe

Okay wow i would not have guessed millions. Maybe in like the tens of thousands? But definitely would have way undershot.

katelyn-danger

I told my wife and they said "Yeah, modernity is a recent and strange invention"

backwardsorbust

Oh yes! Hello I am wife. And these are the oldowan tools:

The first image is my favorite, the iconic oldowan hand axe, but you'll note there's a wide range of other tools crafted for everything from crushing nuts and stones, to awls and engraving devices. There is some evidence, albeit hotly debated, that these tools MIGHT have been used in ancient burials. Maybe. This is up for debate because these tools are THREE MILLION YEARS OLD. They pre date homo sapiens and homo erectus. They pre date the ice age. Hell, they pre date the fucking ice caps. We don't think humans were burying their dead as we understand it today, but maybe?? These were made by homo habilis, or the "handyman", so named for their invention of tools.

It makes me feel very small to look at these, like looking up at a starry sky.

#man i hate being a wet blankt but um #im thinking those are just fuggin rocks #like any rock chipped in a convenient way over time could be seen as a tool #when realisticslly some rocks are just sharp or broken or shaped a certain way #idkidk #millions of years feels like a bullshit reach to me