yitty yats and yuppy yogs and yeace and love on yanet earth

griffin | 25 | he/him ▪︎ *shoots you with a gun that makes you look like anthony padilla from smosh* ▪︎ Homer Simpson has thrown up into a big stinky waterfall, causing a Stink Event. If you are outside of the Stink Meridian, please evacuate to safety.

[thiefking]

commissions, mayhaps? <3

and here are my other/sideblogs:

@shslbokenka aesthetic blog

@kouishourajio horror/occult?/etc blog. general spooky stuff you know how it is

@babbageplayplace oc blog for posts that remind me of my ocs and also sometimes art and someday maybe info on them (also visit my toyhouse)

@verygoodcomments place where i put good comments i find on the internet, mostly youtube

[yekkes]

*does this to you*

[apjvff]

couples quarrel

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[taraxippos]

Hey so this has been circulating for half a year and is already at about 50k notes, so kind of a moot point by now, but I made a survey with intent to document possible regional variants of these folk songs in a usable way.

If this survey actually manages to get some traction, I will organize given lyrics by location so that regional variations (if they exist) can be established and connected to one another. If you remember a Barney murder ballad, please take a few minutes to fill this survey out.

Barney Murder Ballads Survey

An attempt to document Barney murder ballads by location and establish potential regional variations. Email is not collected.

Note that I AM requesting specific info on the location you heard your murder ballad (the main purpose of making a survey is so that people may give info they're uncomfortable attaching to their tumblr account). The survey is anonymized to the fullest possible extent (no email collection) and no other potentially identifying information is requested.

[whooooomp]

need That character absolutely delirious with fear. recoiling from everything. unable to parse what's happening around them, their mind stuck in fight or flight. shaking and hyperventilating. completely unconsolable even as they're wrapped in a crushing hug.

[whooooomp]

galaxy brain addition thank you

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 19

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I genuinely like salad I am just also fully convinced that the vast majority of people and restaurants are doing salad wrong. Listen to me. Hold my hand. You have been taken in by Big Lettuce. A salad can be primarily other things. Crunchy leaves are the foundation of the salad but you cannot build a whole building out of them. The other stuff in the salad is not just "toppings" it is the rest of the salad.

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[samwiselastname]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

[gaycop]

peg legs?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

[gaycop]

…eyepatches?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid

[animentality]

[kosmogrl]

daily affirmations: I should be allowed to kill at least one person that pisses me off

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

chess is set in a beautiful future utopia where becoming a woman is a form of upward mobility

[kristina100000]

youtube comment of the day

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[astronomical-bagel]

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars