The Swiftie Shit Post

Fuck the patriarchy.

[tswizzle4rizzle]

The TS hill I will forever die on is:

that Taylor Swift haters are just as, if not more, parasocial than the worst Swifties.

I just came from like 10 different Reddit pages filled with bullshit speculation and these people are just gobbling it up, and spitting their own version back out like it’s fact. It is sickening. 

Not to mention how much they bring down other women in the industry by doing so. The amount of people I saw saying that Olivia Rodrigo or Charli XCX newest albums were to spite Taylor Swift was just embarrassing.

Touch some grass, friends.

I don’t give any attention to, let alone spend hours on social media talking shit about, celebrities I don’t like.

You would never catch me listening to Kanye‘s new albums just so I could tell you how shitty I think it is.

That’s weird fucking behavior, grow up.

[tswizzle4rizzle]

I love that a lot of the narrative online now is “I love Taylor Swift but those text messages to Blake Lively.”

All she showed us with those messages is that she has her girls back.

Quit virtue signaling and don’t act like you haven’t said worse things about your besties shitty coworker.

[tswizzle4rizzle]

Anyone know why there are captilizations on You’re On Your Own Kid?

I counted 98 Ts and 83 S’s.

[tswizzle4rizzle]

But for real can you imagine what TS13 (*THIRTEEN*) is gonna be like?

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[tswizzle4rizzle]

If I have learned anything from TS‘s Joe albums is that Joe apparently had a really good dirty jokes. And I want to hear them.

[tswizzle4rizzle]

Been a Swifty for a little over a year now. I always listened to Mother‘s bops (teardrops, blank space, etc) but I never really got deep into her albums until TTPD. I think the universe knew that that was the album that I needed.

Since then I’ve been doing a deep dive into her music and I’m just gonna post my random thoughts and interpretations here. And if you like them great and if you don’t move the fuck on who cares about a strangers opinion on the Internet.

kthxbyeeeee